These youngins will never have to deal with the struggle of calling a girl through the house phone

[shutterguy]

I remember when this haitian chick i was fukking started stalking me. She'd call at 3PM and my mom be like " [name] isnt home right now. Call him later". The chick would call again at 3:15. Again at 3:45 and on and on

One time she called and it was 2AM. My mom came to my room and handed me the phone while saying "tell this little heffa that im the one that pays the mortgage here."
The comment aint all that but my haitian brehs can appreciate it better when they know what the kreyol translation would sound like

so many memories...In 6th 7th grade the thing at my school was that girls would want to "make out" over the phone...

my brother caught me toungin down the receiver and hit the full spectrum of


Mom's walking in talking bout "getcho ass off the phone...it's dinner time" and and me shook saying "I'll call you back" then mom's hitting the "the hell you won't"

 

[Hejdå]

I couldn't take calls at home, my apartment was small as hell so everyone in the house would be able to hear me talk. I tried talking to a girl on the phone once only to have myself be interrogated by my entire family after I hung up.

Who is she?
Is she cute?
Is she black? Or Indian?
Is she coming over?
How long you going out?



Thank god for msn messenger

 

[The Mad Titan]

Anybody could be listening on the line at any moment

LOL thinking you heard a noise when you was on the line with the chick and getting mad nervous. "Hang up and call back"

 

[Clayton Endicott]

so many memories...In 6th 7th grade the thing at my school was that girls would want to "make out" over the phone...

my brother caught me toungin down the receiver and hit the full spectrum of


Mom's walking in talking bout "getcho ass off the phone...it's dinner time" and and me shook saying "I'll call you back" then mom's hitting the "the hell you won't"

 

[Wildin]

Yeah, nikkas learned to talk in code real quick....

Her: I miss you....I can't wait to see you tomorrow....

Me: Yeah....we gotta do that 'thing' like we did in the G wing (secluded hallway that had maybe 2 out of 10 classrooms in use from like 2pm to 3 pm so nobody would ever be there)

Her: I liked that so much.......

**hears soft click or rustling of another phone- definitely coming from her side**

Me: I'll re-write the first two sections. For the presentation, I can read the intro, then you can do the first slide, or if you want to work the power point, you can read the intro and i'll read the middle slides......"

 

[MoonGoddess]

Anybody could be listening on the line at any moment

I remember one time I didnt hear the click. This boy was saying all this nasty stuff to me. After like 5 mins all I heard was "hang up the phone now"
My heart dropped to my stomach, ya'll ever been beat with a frying pan?
A big one too like this

Then I had to go outside in the hot ass sun and kneel on the concrete for and hour. I was digging in the dirt digging out cool sand to put under my knees
You think I would have learned my lesson.

 

[Hejdå]

Yeah, nikkas learned to talk in code real quick....

Her: I miss you....I can't wait to see you tomorrow....

Me: Yeah....we gotta do that 'thing' like we did in the G wing (secluded hallway that had maybe 2 out of 10 classrooms in use from like 2pm to 3 pm so nobody would ever be there)

Her: I liked that so much.......

**hears soft click or rustling of another phone- definitely coming from her side**

Me: I'll re-write the first two sections. For the presentation, I can read the intro, then you can do the first slide, or if you want to work the power point, you can read the intro and i'll read the middle slides......"

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

lol damn yall taking me back

 

[MikelArteta]

When a girl would do phone sex and you'd pray your dad didn't pick up

 

[newworldafro]

5 star thread, dap, rep, ,

Tell them bout that history, they don't know the struggle...........the fukkery could get epic. The 3-way calling (she don't know you on the line though ), when your homeboy is sharing the digits....on some everybody . Steeze.

I called this white chick once or twice, she never picked up. Come to find out her parents knew my parents professionally, so my folks just kind of casually mentioned.."oh yeah, we work with Amber's parents "....had me like ....never called again.

 

[IllustratorMike]

Any ya'll remember when ya grandma still had a rotary and you were trying to sneak in a late night call to a girl as a teen? She wouldn't even update to a touch tone
My grandmother only moved 2 m.p.h. on her cane but her hearing was sharp as fukk. She hated her phone being tied up on calling girls those weekends I would stay with her. Old folks...
Man, me trying to dial real quiet on that old ass phone look like it took twenty minutes to get through seven digits.

Those who remember how loud those rotary phones were know what I'm talking about

 

[benjamin]

calls girls house and her son picks up

son: who dis?

me: keith, lil nikka put yo momma on da phone

son: nikka, you just trying to fukk my momma

me: nah lil nikka i done already beat dem guts, last week when you was taking yo nap i was mushin yo mommas head into the pillows.

son: nu uh..you lyin

me: lil nikka, you my seed. I'm yo daddy, i was gonna tell you earlier this week but i couldnt get over there..

son: really??

me: HELL 2 da nah..now take yo ugly ass on and get yo moms so i can pick her up in an hour and drop somethn off in dem drawls..

son:

Spoiler

me: hangs up the phone then changes my number

 

[shutterguy]

Any ya'll remember when ya grandma still had a rotary and you were trying to sneak in a late night call to a girl as a teen? She wouldn't even update to a touch tone
My grandmother only moved 2 m.p.h. on her cane but her hearing was sharp as fukk. She hated her phone being tied up on calling girls those weekends I would stay with her. Old folks...
Man, me trying to dial real quiet on that old ass phone look like it took twenty minutes to get through seven digits.

Those who remember how loud those rotary phones were know what I'm talking about

at this whole post breh. My grandma had one of them phones, there was no quick dialing on them joints. After that was the cordless unit, I used to wear a battery down and always had the phone on me. On top that she yelling to hang it up cause it's storming outside, afraid lightening gone strike her house .

 

[Hijo de luna]

The 80's and 90's were goat

 

[IllustratorMike]

at this whole post breh. My grandma had one of them phones, there was no quick dialing on them joints. After that was the cordless unit, I used to wear a battery down and always had the phone on me. On top that she yelling to hang it up cause it's storming outside, afraid lightening gone strike her house .

Da bolded is too accurate.
We used to sit up in that joint in the dark till the storm passed

She didn't even want us talkin, fam