These People VOLUNTEERED to do 60 days in Jail: Official 60 Days In Thread

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  • Too Tall a bytch. He like 6 4 but has his minion of midgets help jump another midget
  • Dasanique an idiot. Dude wanted to get fukked up cuz it was his birthday and then after the fight, dude sat back down like he just ejaculated and got a release :smh:
  • Jessica is a simp. Husband got out of prison and found him a simp ho to cook him meals and let him beat dem big cheeks
  • Yet again, the realest "nikkas" on the show are white. Nate comin for the crown as best castmember so far in 3 seasons.

How ya figure? 2 Tall is a boss in his crew and the pod. He isn't supposed to be fighting little midgets. He had his lil nikkas handle it like he's supposed to.

I don't know where you're from but we don't even bang like that in the bay (though it's becoming more popular with the kids) and if you're locked up claiming a neighborhood that you aren't from you will get checked. If you mind ya business and don't bytch up when someone steps to you then you will mainly be left alone. The dudes 2 Tall checked didn't keep to the rules and got felt with.

Look at the Kid that was running his mouth on his birthday. Took his ass whooping like a man and afterwards went back to doing what he was doing. Unlike the cats that either checked out or was crying. They will be pc'd up or someone's bytch the rest of their stay.

Also woman like Jessica are the worst how you going to leave your daughter with an ex con coming off a 10 year bid who has anger issues.
 

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How ya figure? 2 Tall is a boss in his crew and the pod. He isn't supposed to be fighting little midgets. He had his lil nikkas handle it like he's supposed to.

I don't know where you're from but we don't even bang like that in the bay (though it's becoming more popular with the kids) and if you're locked up claiming a neighborhood that you aren't from you will get checked. If you mind ya business and don't bytch up when someone steps to you then you will mainly be left alone. The dudes 2 Tall checked didn't keep to the rules and got felt with.

Look at the Kid that was running his mouth on his birthday. Took his ass whooping like a man and afterwards went back to doing what he was doing. Unlike the cats that either checked out or was crying. They will be pc'd up or someone's bytch the rest of their stay.

Also woman like Jessica are the worst how you going to leave your daughter with an ex con coming off a 10 year bid who has anger issues.

Her daughter was basically like "Mom, I'm scared" :lupe:

Too Tall really is a sucka tho. Real bosses will put in that work when they have to, which is how they got there...he doesn't look like he got those hands. He kinda looks scared to fight...well not scared to fight but knows he'll take an L, which is why he always call the goons.
 

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I said the shyt in the first episode and it shows again...Two Tall a bytch nikka, ain't throw one punch at all and looked scared to catch that fade. A boss would have slapped the fukk out that nikka and then said "my young boy gonna handle the rest"...shyt he already proved he the "boss" by mushing the food in his face, shyt was over right then.

I hope we get the payoff of him getting slumped before the season ends, nikka ain't shyt but a punk ass bully.
 

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Actually Too Tall is at least 6'6 to 6'8. Im 6'4 and he has to duck his head to enter his dorm. But yeah, hes a bully due to his height. On the street, hes easily food within the culture. A real boss isnt talking killing people on public record. He does it for the cameras. He just dont have the killer look. He comes off as a big kid suprised everyone falling for his shtick.

Jessica couldnt find a civilian to holla at her so she went to pof, prison of fish. She really just wanted somebody to serve that puzzy, and who better than a cat coming off a 10 year bid.

Them white boys and Calvin are funny. Them cats figured out the who was part of the program because they are basically squares compared to the rest of the inmates. Calvin looks like food.

The female inmates had the fat black chick pegged from the jump. How are you in jail for embezzlement with a $10 liquor store wig? Producers set her up for failure. They wasnt buying it.

Don comes off like a character Key would do from Key and Peele, down to the "I miss my father" line. Dude sounds like he was raised in white suburbia trying to sound black.
 
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Her daughter was basically like "Mom, I'm scared" :lupe:
I thought i was the only one who noticied that. She knows that nikka being extra aggressive with her daughter while she gone. She gotta get back to her kid.
Actually Too Tall is at least 6'6 to 6'8. Im 6'4 and he has to duck his head to enter his dorm. But yeah, hes a bully due to his height. On the street, hes easily food within the culture. A real boss isnt talking killing people on public record. He does it for the cameras. He just dont have the killer look. He comes off as a big kid suprised everyone falling for his shtick.

Jessica couldnt find a civilian to holla at her so she went to pof, prison of fish. She really just wanted somebody to serve that puzzy, and who better than a cat coming off a 10 year bid.

Them white boys and Calvin are funny. Them cats figured out the who was part of the program because they are basically squares compared to the rest of the inmates. Calvin looks like food.

The female inmates had the fat black chick pegged from the jump. How are you in jail for embezzlement with a $10 liquor store wig? Producers set her up for failure. They wasnt buying it.

Don comes off like a character Key would do from Key and Peele, down to the "I miss my father" line. Dude sounds like he was raised in white suburbia trying to sound black.
Yo all 4 of these analysis are so accurate :laff:
 
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