bytch ass
@Canada Goose start hissing at me in yard when I’m going outside to check the mail.
They had their babies with them so I understand they’re just being protective but y’all in my yard. Take that shyt elsewhere.
Walked past the mother and the father twice. They start hissing and ruffling their wings. I had to make eye contact, use strong body language and talk my shyt to let them know I’m the dominant species and I will slap one of their beaks backwards like Daffy Duck if they want smoke. They backed down.