These broke azz porch pirates really out here tussling over stolen packages 😅

[ScoopNScore]

Being so down bad you gotta play Steal the Bacon for real is wild

 

[KateFabersBoyfriend]

Fedex cac wasn't about to risk his wellbeing for a package. Hit'em with the and kept it moving.

Probably didn't even report the shyt.

It kinda looked like he thought about it at first but ultimately made the right decision.

 

[feelosofer]

You know the economy is bad when even thieves have to squab over a 13 dollar Amazon order.