There’s no real ppl on thecoli, nikkas is just characters

CouldntBeMeTho

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Marsupials live the same human struggle my human :francis:.

Why you think I joined The Coli? I understand the struggle but you humans still on that "gimmick" shyt:hhh:
I just learned opossums are marsupials :ohhh:

Why you ain't tell me Opie was your cousin :wow:

Me and that fool go way back
 

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I’ll dumb it down for you. You wish I was gay cuz then you’d be able to fulfill your fantasy with me:dame:i don’t move that way hoss :hubie:
you writing homoerotic fanfiction on top of maintaining two coli accounts now? stop it, slime
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I just learned opossums are marsupials :ohhh:

Why you ain't tell me Opie was your cousin :wow:

Me and that fool go way back

:francis:I never come through during the family reunions with them brehs.

One of them were on some :mjpls:shyt Had the gall to say my beak was big but coming out the hole looking like this:

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Do you have the receipts on that? :jbhmm:


Unfortunately I do

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/fukk-it-imma-be-a-male-escort.866967/











Update: nothing but gay men and foot fetish dudes tryna book me:mjcry:i had better luck fw this older hoe from the club that was gonna pay me $$to clean her house naked. Cold world brehs:mjcry:
what are the foot fetish dudes saying?
Some want me to model some sneaks, that they’ll buy:ehh:others wanna lick my toes n shyt and I quote one white boi “the stinkier the better”:huhldup:
Edit: a cuck called but he sounding like he calling from an abandoned warehouse or some shyt

shiet, no harm in feeling em' out, pause.
Just weird white men hitting me up. I’m working on this old woman I met irl, anything for the bag:wow:ya boi is tryna move out come November
 

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i see no mention of me saying I was gonna do some gay shyt to get the bag:mjlol:is @The Butcher or @KyokushinKarateMan one of your alias accounts? You tryin too hard for someone I don’t know like that:mjlol:
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you writing homoerotic fanfiction on top of maintaining two coli accounts now? stop it, slime
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you on my jock so bad, might as well call you magnum or lifestyle the way you stick to my d:dame::dame:
 

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