Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes has been charged with criminal fraud

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I thought I landed on one of my satire sties but it was google finance linking to idk what reputable article I looked a for a minute and just had to close it

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falling upwards is real

cacs gon cac.... :francis:
 
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:pachaha::pachaha: Yo the movie on this chick is gonna be fire. I'm deadass here laughing my ass off, white folks are a cunning bunch man. Atleast Madoff was barely in front of the camera when he was finessing folks, this chick was all up in the videos styling on her haters.


Starring.....wait for it......







CHARLIZE THERON
 

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I know right? She was really getting these old white men to simp and the bytch still had enough juice to get them to invest some more.

even wallgreens hired a consultant to check them out and he said they were on some bullshyt but they ignored him because they thought theranos was going to possibly go to cvs.

greed is a muthafukka.

  1. According to The New Yorker, Holmes "can quote Jane Austen by heart, [but] no longer devotes time to novels or friends, doesn't date, doesn't own a television, and hasn't taken a vacation in 10 years ... She is a vegan, and several times a day she drinks a pulverized concoction of cucumber, parsley, kale, spinach, romaine lettuce, and celery."
I heard the business idea from the first time years ago and KNEW something had to be bullshyt.

I've worked on some of these machines in the past and in a similar field.

What shes talking about was to some extent, physically impossible.
 

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I heard the business idea from the first time years ago and KNEW something had to be bullshyt.

I've worked on some of these machines in the past and in a similar field.

What shes talking about was to some extent, physically impossible.

There in lies the issue.

If she she had been able to do what she said it would've been a game changer though of course...
 

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I'm excited that we're finally seeing some big crooks get threatened with the kind of jail time that poor people get for lesser crimes all the time.

There was a chemical company in my folks' neighborhood that released poison into the air for a week and didn't report it to the EPA until a week later. All sorts of people were getting sick and shyt. They just got their sentence....a $260,000 fine and a couple years "probationary period." NO ONE in the company caught criminal charges. :francis:
 

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just finished this book. read it in 2 days, it was real good.

this woman is an all out sociopath -- i watched an interview of her after i read it just gives me nightmares. how she doesn't blink and lowers her voice on purpose. to wearing turtlenecks to emulate steve jobs. to how she policed her company. she's fukking creepy as shyt.

i am happy with her downfall. she's a true image of white privilege. and she put thousands of peoples lives at risk. fukk her.
 

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just finished this book. read it in 2 days, it was real good.

this woman is an all out sociopath -- i watched an interview of her after i read it just gives me nightmares. how she doesn't blink and lowers her voice on purpose. to wearing turtlenecks to emulate steve jobs. to how she policed her company. she's fukking creepy as shyt.

i am happy with her downfall. she's a true image of white privilege. and she put thousands of peoples lives at risk. fukk her.

can you imagine being married or even just fukking a chick like this?
 

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just finished this book. read it in 2 days, it was real good.

this woman is an all out sociopath -- i watched an interview of her after i read it just gives me nightmares. how she doesn't blink and lowers her voice on purpose. to wearing turtlenecks to emulate steve jobs. to how she policed her company. she's fukking creepy as shyt.

i am happy with her downfall. she's a true image of white privilege. and she put thousands of peoples lives at risk. fukk her.
I’ve noticed quite a few of the tech “innovators” and entrepreneurs do this.

I’ve tried a bit of it out, w/ law school interviews and networking, and it’s so easy to do, it’s scary how gullible people really are.
 

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just finished this book. read it in 2 days, it was real good.

this woman is an all out sociopath -- i watched an interview of her after i read it just gives me nightmares. how she doesn't blink and lowers her voice on purpose. to wearing turtlenecks to emulate steve jobs. to how she policed her company. she's fukking creepy as shyt.

i am happy with her downfall. she's a true image of white privilege. and she put thousands of peoples lives at risk. fukk her.
I'm about 2/3 through Bad Blood and I can't even watch those interviews in full. Completely agree with everything you said. She's a complete sociopath and the fake voice lowering is so patently absurd.

I'm also fully prepared for her to get a slap on the wrist and nothing of consequence happen to her after this trial wraps up.

When I read that James Mattis was involved with the company and was pushing HEAVY for the military to use her fake tech, I just shook my head. No wonder Trump wanted him in his cabinet. Frauds all stick together. His ass should still be getting fried for being involved with Theranos.
 
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I'm about 2/3 through Bad Blood and I can't even watch those interviews in full. Completely agree with everything you said. She's a complete sociopath and the fake voice lowering is so patently absurd.

I'm also fully prepared for her to get a slap on the wrist and nothing of consequence happen to her after this trial wraps up.

When I read that James Mattis was involved with the company and was pushing HEAVY for the military to use her fake tech, I just shook my head. No wonder Trump wanted him in his cabinet. Frauds all stick together. His ass should still be getting fried for being involved with Theranos.

completely agree, i will be shocked if she gets any jail time.
 
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