Thecoli in 1984.

[Pseudonym]

It sounds like she has the flu. She should be alright within a few weeks.

 

[Pseudonym]

roomate went out with someone named Ted Bundy, never came back







Rent is due

 

[tinnyskillz]

I was "perusing" a classmate of mine's after school today. I saw my neighbors daughter go into some sketchy cacs, cac colored van on my way to my classmates house. Police is questioning house to house in my neighborhood right now as i type. I have reason to believe she's gone missing. I don't want my parents to know i was going to have casual sex with my classmate after school.

What do i tell them brehs? Will they take me to the police station to sketch a drawing of the man i saw?

[REPLIES]


"Tell the truth breh. Did the cac look like this man: ?"


""

"If they don't catch the sketchy cac you saw. You're the one they're going to throw in prison/juvenile. I'm sure you'll get a lot of "casual sex" in there "


"Does this "classmate" you speak of happen to be a dude? If so "



"You sound guilty breh. I think YOU did it "


"You've been watching Perry Mason, and Matlock i see "

"Obviously you're a "



"Magic just announced he's HIV positive...I hope that "casual sex" you had was with protection "



"Sohh brehs let's revisit history. Did Plymouth rock land on us or not? Oh and OP is "

"Breh, just tell your parents the truth"

"^ I agreed, just tell your parents the truth that you're and like to have casual sex"


I should have known not to come to ya'll for help on something as serious as this

[Update: She's ok. She came home before the police ringed my doorbell. Didn't have to tell my parents anything About to watch some show]

[LAST REPLY BEFORE THE THREAD IS CLOSED]


"Cosby Show? Now I KNOW you "

 

[UberEatsDriver]

The crack epidemic has just begun in NyC

 

[UberEatsDriver]

New York City will forever be a shyt hole. Kids don’t buy those hideous brownstones they have no value. Get you a house in westchester