The X Men are all freeloading bums!

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

Maybe Wolverines anger issues stem from tryna beat his dikk and his claws popped up and diced his

 

[who_better_than_me]

hes not the only one either, you need to walk around with mags helm 24/7 because your privacy means shyt to them

Exactly everybody should have a Elmer living with Professor X. This nigguh could have you cucking while he getting sloppy tippy from your wife and you know he sick pervert because his dikk don’t work nomore from the paralysis

Rogue been waking up teabagged for over a decade yet the bytch can’t make any physical contact with humans without draining their life.

 

[Brehcepticon]

This.

If this bald fukk nikka thinks I'm fighting Apocalypse or going to space to possibly get killed by the Shi'ar Empire and PAYING RENT ON TOP OF THAT - he's out of his telepathic mind

On top of that - if the dude gets all about something and he's too close to Magneto, we have to deal with Onslaught.

Small fukking price to make sure there's OJ in the fridge after a battle with The Morlocks.

Oh my god I forgot about this.

Thread of the year.

 

[Take It In Blood]

fukk a condom

Rogue got that instant aids

condom is necessary

 

[Breh Obama]

Everyone in the Fanstastic Four or the Avengers were some type of scientist/agent/businessman/etc...

The X Men just chilled in a mansion

 

[Luke Cage]

they were all students racking up student loans for being there. prof x had debt collectors going after them and still had them going on life or death mission for no pay like student intern. If anything they were getting ripped off, not free loaders.

They didn't even have a food court on campus students had to pay for and prepare their own food.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I think the most valuable part of this thread which brehs are flossing over is that...

We need a show based on the school. I thought about that a long time ago when I was growing up that I would love go see a show based on all these teens and adults with powers and just regular life.

A lil super villain fighting here and there but mostly just showing how folks are using these powers in daily lives and relationships

Would be pure piff. That xmen cartoon in the 2000s came close to this as it was centered around teenage angst etc but I hated the way they made everybody young and changed back stories

Wolverine was a grown man and cyclops was a teenager

There are enough mutants at the school where we could leave the established back stories alone and just show the regular x men and students in everyday life.

Mutant brehs getting at mutant brehettes using mutant powers to finesse them out they panties

How you blue and furry and you tryna keep the president from deporting you to Genosha

When you and your boy get into a fight but with mutant powers in the mix

Would be pure piff

And I mean why not? We got shows about Gotham and Krypton

I need that The X Mansion series

Name of the series could be....


Westchester

 

[Art Barr]

Who bankrolling all of this anyway? They got that big ass school, all the mouths to feed, cloth, water, electricity, then you add in price of training equipment
Tuition got to be out the ass

The shi'ar empire duh.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Out of the main ones, we know

Storm, Jean, Cyclops, Cable, Rachel, Cannonball, Magik, Jubilee, Bets, Polaris, Havok, Colossus, Pixie, Dust, Rockslide, now Hope - mofos ain' never worked

Gambit is a professional grifter, Bishop I guess you count XSE in the future, bu that nicca ain't worked since being in the now. Wolverine has had jobs, Deadpool, Domino & Boomer are mercs.

Nightcrawler was a priest so you can count that as income, Iceman an accountant, Beast a profession/scientist that gets his works published and gets grants....Warren & Sunspot are CEOs. That;'s about it

 

[Art Barr]

Iceman........

Is an accountant?


You gonna make me fukk around and Google All this shyt

I knew about Angel, but thought that was separate from the X-men.

Martha

I believe havoc was an archealogist.
Dazzler was a rock star.
Lila Cheney was a rock star too.
Not sure why that has never been the name of a band.


Art Barr

 

[nightwing2016]

The shi'ar empire duh.


Art Barr

In wolverine and the x-men they had krakoa making huge as diamonds they were going to sell to pay the bills.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

In the comics, Xavier was very wealthy and rich

He used his powers to go ham on the stock market but he got bored with it

 

[Geek Nasty]

I knew I recognized Jubilee and Rogue on seekingarrangement.com

Rogue would be the perfect ho to have on deck. Soon as that trick got his dikk out, one touch that bum is knocked out. Run his pockets, take the ride, dump his ass in the park

 

[Monoblock]

Xavier is a piece of shyt