The World’s Economy Explained With Just Two Cows

[Berniewood Hogan]

Traditional capitalism sounds nice. Too bad everyone thinks it's evil.

ACTUAL TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM WOULD BE MORE LIKE "You have two cows, but they are owned by your wealthy neighbor. You do all the work to feed and milk them, but your neighbor decides how much profit from the farm is yours. And it ain't much. If you complain, your neighbor will hire the Pinkertons to beat your ass. That's just the way things are and NO ONE can change it. Stop supporting Bernie Sanders. STOP IT. DON'T DO THAT, NOTHING WILL CHANGE, STOP"

 

[Wild self]

ACTUAL TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM WOULD BE MORE LIKE "You have two cows, but they are owned by your wealthy neighbor. You do all the work to feed and milk them, but your neighbor decides how much profit from the farm is yours. And it ain't much. If you complain, your neighbor will hire the Pinkertons to beat your ass. That's just the way things are and NO ONE can change it. Stop supporting Bernie Sanders. STOP IT. DON'T DO THAT, NOTHING WILL CHANGE, STOP"

 

[Mook]

Libertarian

0 cows because no one in history has been stupid enough to implement it.

 

[LurkMoar]

ACTUAL TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM WOULD BE MORE LIKE "You have two cows, but they are owned by your wealthy neighbor. You do all the work to feed and milk them, but your neighbor decides how much profit from the farm is yours. And it ain't much. If you complain, your neighbor will hire the Pinkertons to beat your ass. That's just the way things are and NO ONE can change it. Stop supporting Bernie Sanders. STOP IT. DON'T DO THAT, NOTHING WILL CHANGE, STOP"

That's a bit much

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Venture capitalism

 

[Red Shield]

Wish I was in the club... that venture capitalism

 

[Jefe Blanco]

@ the Iraq cows

 

[DEAD7]

Libertarian

0 cows because no one in history has been stupid enough to implement it.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

This is somehow going viral again lol, just saw it on linkedin. Venture capital is still my favorite.

 

[Wild self]

Venture (Vulture) Capitalism is just fraudulent