THE “WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK” MEGA THREAD

[Zero]

Do people really consider alopecia a “medical condition”? I mean I know that technically it is, but I feel like people are acting like it’s painful or even life threatening. The worst of it is probably psychological. Unless she’s fallen into a depression because of it, at worst, Rock’s joke was insensitive. My mom has alopecia and nobody even talks about it. It just is what it is.

That shyt became stage 4 cancer status in the span of 24 hours

 

[Originalman]

This clown trying to save his ass....them white folks at the Oscars leaned on his ass now he squealing and screaming uncle.

Second ain't no apology cause his man booty loving ass could have apologized last night to chris front of everyone. After the oscars suspend his ass for next year make this fool get some mental help.

What a dumbass a total dumbass. Then to not record a video with an apology and release the statement. Who is this fool taking advice from his 5-0 tall bull dagger / Bi Wife?

 

[Pseudonym]

I thought he dropped a promo for GI Jane 2 for real and I was genuinely excited for a second


Edit:

I loved that movie when I was younger and to have a black GI Jane would’ve been

 

[Silver Surfer]

He needs to invite Chris to the house and have a face to face.

 

[315]

That shyt became stage 4 cancer status in the span of 24 hours

Bout to see what I can get for my eczema

 

[QU Hectic]

lol at the website drop at the end

He’s dead arse selling”The Massacre “ t shirts that used to cost 15 back in 2005 for $34 dollars in 2022 ? I’m mean if it was GRODT

 

[EBK String]

Chris Rock is soft. Let a nikka bytch slap you and do nothing, then write an apology the next day.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

But ain't none of yall doing none of that

Well TLR is full of incels so u never can tell what they will do.

 

[Originalman]

That shyt became stage 4 cancer status in the span of 24 hours

Hell I was about to donate to her go fund cause I was scared she only had 24 hours to live cause Alopecia was gonna have her pushing up flowers by tomorrow morning....

Alopecia the number one killer of black americans....

 

[semicko82]

Will's speech bothered me more than the slap.

Like I get the slap. I'm married. I'm sensitive to any sort of disrespect towards my wife and it's just a trigger that goes off for most husbands, so I get why Will did what he did (even though my wife told me straight up that if I did what Will did she'd be more embarrassed than anything else.) Also, Will's been dealing with people talking shyt about his marriage for years and dude finally reached his breaking point. To quote Chris Rock, "I'm not saying he should've done it. But I understand."

But that Oscar speech. Good Lord that was cringeworthy. Calling himself a "vessel of love" and bringing up God and how "love makes you do crazy things" while apologizing to everyone but Chris Rock. Just peak narcissism that represents everything that people hate about Hollywood and celebs. If that speech had just been a simple, "Sorry Chris, sorry ya'll, I fukked up," I don't think the backlash would be as bad. But he was really on some, "I'm on a holy mission/purpose" type shyt with his speech that I really think was some clown shyt.

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I would've bought the protect your family angle, but that speech made him look like an egomaniac who's narcissism and emotions were all over the map.

 

[Jazzy B.]

These bytch nikkas relate to Chris Rock, mad as fukk that someone got bytched for disrespect. Cats dont know what its like to be a man about shyt, so they gotta come up with all these what imaginary scenarios as if that will make Will look like a punk somehow
Nah breh, Chris Rock disrespected another mans wife to her and his faces in front of the world to see and received ultimate disrespect in return and did shyt about it. Be mad

Facts these weirdos exposing themselves.


You can tell they aint ever had a woman.

Your girl gets disrespected by another man to the point where she gets upset in front of you and you as her man aint meant to say or do nothing? the fukk?


You can tell these cornballs live solely online.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

This shyt is so fake.

It's about as real as WWE Championship match.

Chris aint say anything cause he knew this was coming.

This came together perfectly. The Oscar's are part of old media and were losing tons of viewers. Now anyone who didn't watch live missed out on a 'shocking viral moment' that you can only get on live TV.

 

[Originalman]

Bout to see what I can get for my eczema

Breh Eczema got to be like pancreatic cancer to the Smith's...

 

[verbaltelekinesis]

I'm still gone need my fade at an undisclosed location

I get it though, Chris don't even have that kind of energy.

Command some respect from your wife and maybe this doesn't happen.

 

[deeman]

I still think its staged. Yea he slapped him but it was weak as hell. If he was really irate he would of inflicted more damage. And the smirk as he was turning around. I don't put it past the Oscars.