The unthinkable has happened to me! I beat off here and there before work @twitter but I forgot to lock the door

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

You expected her to help you finish?
Bring JBO deviancy to your jobby job deviant breh

 

[jdubnyce]

Why you beating off at work?

 

[315]

Get it together

 

[Robo Squirrel]

you masturbate at work

What's the big deal? If you think I'm the only one you are in for a big suprise.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Can any breh put me on with a new job asap

 

[NobodyReally]

What's the big deal? If you think I'm the only one you are in for a big suprise.

A guy at my old job got caught doing it at his desk. He was fired on the spot and charged with exposure. Security led him out and the person who reported him was encouraged to press charges. She didn't. But if she had he'd be listed on the sexual offender registry.

 

[jdubnyce]

Y

Can any breh put me on with a new job asap

You need a place with auto door lock feature

Or control your urges at work

 

[Robo Squirrel]

A guy at my old job got caught doing it at his desk. He was fired on the spot and charged with exposure. Security led him out and the person who reported him was encouraged to press charges. She didn't. But if she had he'd be listed on the sexual offender registry.

Nah, that dude has real issues and should be locked up.

 

[humminbird]

What's the big deal? If you think I'm the only one you are in for a big suprise.

why can't you wait

 

[Robo Squirrel]

why can't you wait

Real nikkas don't wait. If I see a phat ass n got a bone I'm hitting the bathroom.

We have clean bathrooms.

 

[KBtheKey]

In for this classic.

Also, not to add insult to injury, but that woman rejected you.

Rejectulated, if you will