The unthinkable has happened to me! I beat off here and there before work @twitter but I forgot to lock the door

[Robo Squirrel]

I have a good and easy job that pays me well but now I have to leave!

We have solo bathrooms and she walked in and we made eye contact.

This is my last day. There is no way I can stay here any longer. Fuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Where u beat off at?

At your desk?

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Where u beat off at?

At your desk?

No in the bathroom. I go there before my shift lol

Dap + Reputation

 

[Robo Squirrel]

She looked at me then looked at my dikk then closed the door.

I didn't deserve this shyt!

 

[inndaskKy]

In for this classic.

Also, not to add insult to injury, but that woman rejected you.

 

[acri1]

Assuming this isn't a thread, you really should've just done that before you got to work or after you got home.

Or at least locked the door. But yeah, if this actually happened I'd have to put in my two weeks and try my best to avoid that chick in the hall


Even if she doesn't say anything you're going to spend the rest of your time there wondering if she told all your coworkers.

 

[Francis Manancis]

I aint register for this shyt

 

[Geek Nasty]

Mar 11, 2022

TheColi RIP

 

[Brolic]

Mar 11, 2022

TheColi RIP

OP has been shyt posting since 2013

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I aint register for this shyt

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Assuming this isn't a thread, you really should've just done that before you got to work or after you got home.

Or at least locked the door. But yeah, if this actually happened I'd have to put in my two weeks and try my best to avoid that chick in the hall


Even if she doesn't say anything you're going to spend the rest of your time there wondering if she told all your coworkers.

I be horny. Lol

 

[8WON6]

 

[BlackStarryKnight]

Little dikk problems
Big dikk ballers whip out with impunity
Woulda had that bathroom lit like a naughty America scene if she walked in on me

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Little dikk problems
Big dikk ballers whip out with impunity
Woulda had that bathroom lit like a naughty America scene if she walked in on me

Yeah and be in handcuffs within 5 minutes and doing a bid

 

[humminbird]

you masturbate at work