The Two and a Half Men finale was a farce.

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It was a self indulgent rubbish. I don't know how that hack's shows do numbers.

Whats even more hilarious, is Sheen has moved on and so has the rest of the world, but Lorre is such a bitter p*ssy, he had to put that in. Like, everyone watched that show for Sheen, he made it for what it was and you know that bothers Lorre every fukking day. He is going to die and his last thought is going to be," fukk Sheen, I had the last laugh." He is the epitome of a scorned female.
 

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One of my favorite sitcoms of all time... when Charlie Sheen was there. The only positive spin you can put on him leaving is it gave Jon Crier more screen time. The Walden character was lame. Completely different show with him. Became your typical lame corny sitcom. I'm really surprised it went four season with Kutcher. Those first two seasons were especially brutal.

Series finale is one of the worst I've ever seen. Even if they did get Sheen back for that, it still would've been trash. Can't believe anyone could've thought that entire episode had any worth. CBS should said to Lorre: ":usure: Try again."
 

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Charlie, seen only from the back, approaches the front door and the piano falls on him. The camera pulls back from the set to where producer Chuck Lorre is sitting, upon which Lorre turns around and says "winning", only to have a piano fall on him

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damn..so what happens to the actual characters of the show tho?
 

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damn..so what happens to the actual characters of the show tho?

Jake Harper drops by and tells a surprised Alan and Walden that he left the Army, is now married and living in Japan and has turned his $250,000 into $2.5 million in Vegas. And the last shot of the others is Alan, Walden and Berta relax in lounge chairs while they smoke Charlie's cigars and drink his whiskey.

This is the finale of a show that ran 12 years ended with a dedication to a person who left the show 4 years ago and his character, this is why I say Lorre is a fukking p*ssy and can't let shyt go.

THE WHOLE fukkING EPISODE WAS ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN!
 

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The Charlie Harper that they portrayed in the finale wasn't even the same character as he was during Sheen's run on the show, all of a sudden he was a bisexual, violent, hard drug taking, goat fukker.

You know Lorre wanted him to make his character look like a fukking crazed dikkhead, if that fallen out never took place, the finale would of been way different.
 

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i haven't watched the show in years, but i read somewhere that they originally planned to bring charlie back for the finale. sheen made ridiculous demands for his appearance so that negotiations fell through and that's why they decided to go with the "fukk you" scenario that ultimately aired. Anyways, the show jumped the shark back when Charlie started looking like a corpse. Don't know how it survived that long.
 

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i haven't watched the show in years, but i read somewhere that they originally planned to bring charlie back for the finale. sheen made ridiculous demands for his appearance so that negotiations fell through and that's why they decided to go with the "fukk you" scenario that ultimately aired. Anyways, the show jumped the shark back when Charlie started looking like a corpse. Don't know how it survived that long.

For his part, Lorre explained the reason why Sheen did not make an appearance in a message during the show’s closing vanity card:

I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn’t get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight’s finale. For the record he was offered a role. Our idea was to haves him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only apply to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.

And then we would drop a piano on him.

We thought it was funny.

He didn’t.

Instead, he wanted us to write a heart-warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon Cryer.

We thought that was funny too.

Charlie Sheen Slams Chuck Lorre Over ‘Two and a Half Men’ Finale: ‘I Don’t Care If He Lives or Dies’

“You must feel safe, motherf–ker,” the actor adds

Charlie Sheen didn’t appreciate last month’s “Two and a Half Men” finale, which involved a lookalike being crushed by a baby grand piano. When cameras caught up to Sheen and asked him if he had any words for showrunner Chuck Lorre, the actor didn’t hold back.

“To go to that low, to be that immature, that completely un-evolved and that stupid. In my face, really?” he told TMZ. “You must feel safe, motherfukker. You must feel safe where you live.”

As TheWrap previously reported, Sheen starred opposite Jon Cryer for years on the CBS sitcom before feuding publicly with showrunner Chuck Lorre and parting ways with the series in 2011. He would eventually be replaced by Ashton Kutcher.

Still, Sheen was rumored to be making a cameo appearance on the series’ Feb. 19 finale and showrunners never ruled out the possibility. But “Two and a Half Men” ended with the Sheen-related gag instead.
 

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The show started to lose it's steam long before Charlie Sheen even left. Honestly, the show lost its appeal once the kid got too old.
the show started to suck when charlie was with that big tittied girl then like the next season he wasnt doing anything but drinking... and by that time charlie didnt even want to do the show anymore but they begged his ass to come back then after that the whole charlie sheen rant happened cause he was still like fukk this show
 

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i haven't watched the show in years, but i read somewhere that they originally planned to bring charlie back for the finale. sheen made ridiculous demands for his appearance so that negotiations fell through and that's why they decided to go with the "fukk you" scenario that ultimately aired. Anyways, the show jumped the shark back when Charlie started looking like a corpse. Don't know how it survived that long.
from what i understand
cbs has a deal with the military over seas and cbs is just on an endless loop there and always on
i could be wrong tho
 

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i haven't watched the show in years, but i read somewhere that they originally planned to bring charlie back for the finale. sheen made ridiculous demands for his appearance so that negotiations fell through and that's why they decided to go with the "fukk you" scenario that ultimately aired. Anyways, the show jumped the shark back when Charlie started looking like a corpse. Don't know how it survived that long.
what im reading is charlie said fukk off and they kept pestering him so he made outlandish demands

its funny usually the dikk head is the druggie, but they mannaged to fukk that up
 
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