The thing is, I KNOW Battleship has a shytty script..

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

I took one for the team and saw it. No spoilers but it was a navy recruitment film. The aliens was dumb as fukk plot holes out the ass a shytty ass script. The acting at times was laughable. Rihanna was looking meh and you can tell that was her first time acting. They spent over 200 mil to make that shyt... Almost as much as the avengers. And I bet 180 went to cgi

 

[Saint1]

Ay....Safeway is running a promotion right now where if you buy $15 worth of random specific **** (including Coke products, Wheat Thins, SourPatch kids, and other stuff)....you get a free ticket.

I did it.

Your money ain't worth that time, Breh. Don't do it. Knit a scarf or help a gay couple mow their lawn. At least be somewhat productive with your time.

 

[Jesus]

I know the movie is trash but use the spoiler tag breh.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Rihanna was looking meh

 

[CM_Burns]

Can't believe they invested so much money in this at the same time franchises that WILL make money are dropping (Avengers, MIB3). Flopping was a given.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Can't believe they invested so much money in this at the same time franchises that WILL make money are dropping (Avengers, MIB3). Flopping was a given.

All that money went into the CGI. It kinda reminds me of Pearl Harbor. The action sequences were dope even though the dialoge was corny at times, it was at least 1/2 way decent.

Its like they didn't even try with this movie.

 

[Theabbot]

I saw it today. Unfortunately. It sucked donkey balls. Total waste of money. A handicap nikka versus a big ass alien wearing armor?? The fukk outta here wit that shyt!
I think ole Tim Riggins just ethered himself. John Carter now this??

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

damn they made 25 mil this weekend. I thought that joint would do at most 10-12 mill.

 

[detach]

Thought the movie was dope. But then again im bias since im in the u.s. navy.

 

[chico25]

I know the movie is trash but use the spoiler tag breh.

fukk that people have to be warned about this bullshyt.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Thought the movie was dope. But then again im bias since im in the u.s. navy.

And as an ex marine I almost choked up watching Battle Los Angeles. shyt was mad corny though. They played the military recruiting undertones to the tee. The movie wasn't even about the Aliens.

Spoiler

how the fukk they gonna let a satelite destroy the aliens communications hub like that? And WHY would they come to earth when they, you know what this movie had so many plot holes its pointless to call them all out.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

fukkING ALIENS DIDN'T GET PULLED OVER FOR THE 30% TINT WINDOWS. THEN THEY COME DOWN HERE WITH BLUE LOCKERS ON TRYING TO INVADE. WHY DIDN'T THE fukkERS JUST ATTACK AT NIGHT?

 

[*Hulks Up*]

Does anyone say "you sunk my battleship!" in this?

 

[HHR]

damn they made 25 mil this weekend. I thought that joint would do at most 10-12 mill.

$25 is fukking TERRIBLE. But the movie made a killing overseas

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

John Riggins is a horrible director. I dunno who da fukk keeps lettin dat cat make films.