Pine barrens is probably my goat episode of tv ever.
Chris what are those? Tic Tacs?
Paulie I just found them, I didn't know I had them on me.
ChristYou had Tic Tacs all along? Give me some.
Paulie There ain't no more, I ate them.
Christopher I'm dying here.
Paulie Then fukkin die already.
Tony It's a bad connection, so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!
Paulie Get the fukk outta here.
Tony Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's some kind of Russian green beret. This guy can not come back to tell this story. You understand?
Paulie I hear you.
Paulie You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.
Chris His house looked like shyt.
Paulie Ohhhh! Do that by your own window! I don't want to smell your piss!
Chris fukk you.
Paulie What did you say?
Chris You heard me.
Paulie Don't make me pull rank on you, kid!
Chris fukk you, Paulie. Captain or no captain, right now, we're just two a$$holes lost in the woods.
Paulie All the shyt we been through, you think I'd really kill ya?
Chris Yeah, I do.
Chris Could be him out there, stalking us.
Paulie With what, his cock?
Chris We should have stopped at Roy Rogers.
Paulie Yeah, and I should have fukked Dale Evans, but I didn't!