The Self-Checkout Nightmare May Finally Be Ending

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Am I the only person not classless enough to use self-checkouts to steal :picard:

I can understand if you're desperate and need to eat, but otherwise that's some dusty shyt


Yeah

It’s funny but I’d have to be starving to consider stealing
 

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Just a short hiatus until they can get themselves an Ed-209 to manage the self checkout area.



That’s usually me. The more items I have, the more coy I can act when I “forget” to ring some shyt up.


"You now have 15 seconds to pay for those items you FORGOT,to scan:demonic:"



And for repeat offenders it will just tell you to leave the store. But before you leave,you have 3 minutes to put all those items back neatly,exactly where you got it from :demonic:
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Am I the only person not classless enough to use self-checkouts to steal :picard:

I can understand if you're desperate and need to eat, but otherwise that's some dusty shyt
Same. I accidentally forgot to scan a soda I bought from the grocery store a few months back and legit felt bad about it.
 

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Am I the only person not classless enough to use self-checkouts to steal :picard:

I can understand if you're desperate and need to eat, but otherwise that's some dusty shyt

Yeah

It’s funny but I’d have to be starving to consider stealing
GTFOH

I feel nasty if i scan my own shyt and DONT steal something. :mjlol:
 

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Be proud of evil brehs
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It’s not “evil” to get over on a billion dollar corporation that gained and maintains their billions by exploiting everyone they can.

Only reason i can/have to scan an entire basket of goods myself is cause they wanna squeeze more money out the world.

Me “forgetting” to scan a couple items is all part of their equation.

I’d be a fool not to :manny:
 

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It’s not “evil” to get over on a billion dollar corporation that gained and maintains their billions by exploiting everyone they can.

Only reason i can/have to scan an entire basket of goods myself is cause they wanna squeeze more money out the world.

Me “forgetting” to scan a couple items is part of their equation.

I’d be a fool not to :manny:
So stealing is cool once you steal from the rich? :unimpressed:

You should up it and steal Bentleys and Jets

:troll:
 

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It’s not “evil” to get over on a billion dollar corporation that gained and maintains their billions by exploiting everyone they can.

Only reason i can/have to scan an entire basket of goods myself is cause they wanna squeeze more money out the world.

Me “forgetting” to scan a couple items is all part of their equation.

I’d be a fool not to :manny:

Rationalize evil brehs :unimpressed:
 
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