I mean, The Root deserves this. Comparing black men in America to white men in how they move within society is just trolling; there isn't any form of reality in the comparison.
Don't be shocking or controversial, be honest.
I'm not one for rooting against black folks, including the ones who disagree with me, but maybe they'll figure it out, stop being prideful, and apologize for some of the shyt they said instead of saying that anyone who critiques them is weeping the same "white tears" (Harriott's words) as white women who call the cops on innocent black folks and try to get them killed.
They can't be that stupid; the rhetoric they use is incendiary.