the rhyme king's Official EMINEM Thread
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Dre. I'm down here under the ground Pick me up, broken tibias fibias yeah fix me up
60 sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia
After they sip piss through Christopher Reevs sippy cup
Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxipads Enough oxi-cotton to send a fukking ox to rehab
Whack job in the back in a black stocking cap Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match (He cant say that)
Yes he can, I just did fakkit, now guess again
Better text message your next of kin, tell em shyts about to get extra messy especially when I flex again
Throw a fukking lesbian into wet cement Faggidy, faggidy, fagidy, ragidy ann and Andy,
NO! ragidy, Andy and Andy NO! it cant be, it cant be
Yes it can be, the fukking anti-christ back Danny and its Satan in black satin panties
This is amity ville, collamity god damn it insanity pills fanny pack filled with zanies
Through every nook and cranny looking for trannies
Milk and cookies spilled on my silk
Negligee lookie Razor-ba-lades with me to make you b-leed, cases of maybelline make-up laying on the table with weed;)
Slim shady shyt sounds like a fable to me Until he jumps out of the fukking toilet when your taking a pee.
Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run, to run to now
I disappeared you wonder how Looking for me, I'm underground [x2]
Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair Found at the back of a van after the shooting at the vanity fare
Hanna Montanna prepare to elope from a can opener and a pea cut open like a cantaloupe and candy bears
Glad bags, yeah glad to be back, because last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dead in rehab
fukking doctor, I didn't understand a damn that he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bytch
Two weeks in brightened, I ain't enlightened Biting into a fukking vicadin like I'm a viking
Oh! Lighten the stricken, oh might be a fukking sign, not like I'm a psychic
Evaluation fukk Jason its Friday the 19th
That means is just a regular day and this is the kind of shyt I think of a regular lay
fukking lesbians should have had her legs in the way
Now shes pregnant and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay.
Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run, to run to now
I disappeared you wonder how Looking for me, I'm underground [x2]
Tell the critics I'm back and coming Spit it back in abundance
Hit a faq with onions
and split a bag of funions 
Mad at me understandable, canable shoot an animal out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult!
Captain of a cult, with an elite following to turn halloween back into a trick or treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar, swipe his power Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers
Hit Jason Forbees with a 40
Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell him his story
Gave Hannibal lector a fukking nectarine sat him in a fukking fruit and vegtable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a fukking wiffle bat drew fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissor Hands too
Came out with a little scratch, ooh
Looking like a got in a fukking pillow fight with a triple fat goose
Insanity, can it be vanity, where is the humanity
And having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputy
Straight jacket with a hundred eight brackets
With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut your fukking head off and ask you where your headed off to,
Get it headed off to (haha)
Medic this headache's awful
this anesthetic is pathetic so is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco
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Dre. I'm down here under the ground Pick me up, broken tibias fibias yeah fix me up
60 sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia
After they sip piss through Christopher Reevs sippy cup
Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxipads Enough oxi-cotton to send a fukking ox to rehab
Whack job in the back in a black stocking cap Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match (He cant say that)
Yes he can, I just did fakkit, now guess again
Better text message your next of kin, tell em shyts about to get extra messy especially when I flex again
Throw a fukking lesbian into wet cement Faggidy, faggidy, fagidy, ragidy ann and Andy,
NO! ragidy, Andy and Andy NO! it cant be, it cant be
Yes it can be, the fukking anti-christ back Danny and its Satan in black satin panties
This is amity ville, collamity god damn it insanity pills fanny pack filled with zanies
Through every nook and cranny looking for trannies
Milk and cookies spilled on my silk
Negligee lookie Razor-ba-lades with me to make you b-leed, cases of maybelline make-up laying on the table with weed;)
Slim shady shyt sounds like a fable to me Until he jumps out of the fukking toilet when your taking a pee.
Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run, to run to now
I disappeared you wonder how Looking for me, I'm underground [x2]
Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair Found at the back of a van after the shooting at the vanity fare
Hanna Montanna prepare to elope from a can opener and a pea cut open like a cantaloupe and candy bears
Glad bags, yeah glad to be back, because last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dead in rehab
fukking doctor, I didn't understand a damn that he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bytch
Two weeks in brightened, I ain't enlightened Biting into a fukking vicadin like I'm a viking
Oh! Lighten the stricken, oh might be a fukking sign, not like I'm a psychic
Evaluation fukk Jason its Friday the 19th
That means is just a regular day and this is the kind of shyt I think of a regular lay
fukking lesbians should have had her legs in the way
Now shes pregnant and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay.
Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run, to run to now
I disappeared you wonder how Looking for me, I'm underground [x2]
Tell the critics I'm back and coming Spit it back in abundance
Hit a faq with onions
and split a bag of funions Mad at me understandable, canable shoot an animal out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult!
Captain of a cult, with an elite following to turn halloween back into a trick or treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar, swipe his power Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers
Hit Jason Forbees with a 40
Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell him his story
Gave Hannibal lector a fukking nectarine sat him in a fukking fruit and vegtable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a fukking wiffle bat drew fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissor Hands too
Came out with a little scratch, ooh
Looking like a got in a fukking pillow fight with a triple fat goose
Insanity, can it be vanity, where is the humanity
And having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputy
Straight jacket with a hundred eight brackets
With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut your fukking head off and ask you where your headed off to,
Get it headed off to (haha)
Medic this headache's awful
this anesthetic is pathetic so is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco
The_Third_Man
Superstar
what about pac?
the rhyme king
truth.com
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- 1 Accept that rhyme purists will look down upon you. Some people have always looked down upon slant rhyme, so whenever you use it, some people will try to tell you that you are not rhyming correctly. Learn to ignore these people.
- 2 Select a word that you would like to rhyme with, such as "button" or "ninja."
- 3 Make a list of words that rhyme perfectly with your selected word. For example, "button" rhymes with "mutton," and not much else. Realize that restricting yourself to perfect rhymes will severely limit your lyrics, because if you want to talk about losing a button, you will have to try to work mutton into your rhyme.
- 4 Start looking for slant rhymes by finding words that can be made to rhyme perfectly when abbreviated or pronounced differently. For example, "button" may rhyme with "nothing" if pronounced "nuttin'."
- 5 Create slant rhymes by changing either the vowels or consonants in your target word. For example, change the vowels in "button" to get "bitten," or change the consonants in "ninja" to get "Inca." Both of these are slant rhymes.
- 6 Create additional slant rhymes by changing one of the two syllables in your target word. For example, "button" could become "butter" or "beaten."
- 7 Use extra words to create slant rhymes when no single word fits. For example, "Ninja" has a good slant rhyme with "skin ya," something that ninjas might do, or "in ya."
- 8 Combines your slant rhymes from all of these steps, as well as any perfect rhymes you may have. For example:I can't do nuttin' when I've lost a button,Ate too much mutton on which I'd bitten,Had it with butter, know it needs something,I would skin ya like a ninja but I've got to get shuteye.
How to Use Slant Rhyme in Rap | eHow.com
- 1 Accept that rhyme purists will look down upon you. Some people have always looked down upon slant rhyme, so whenever you use it, some people will try to tell you that you are not rhyming correctly. Learn to ignore these people.
the rhyme king
truth.com
eminem does this all the like example
I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net
I'm popping percocets, I'm a nervous wreck
he prononuces im like i making it a great slant rhyme.
I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net
I'm popping percocets, I'm a nervous wreck
he prononuces im like i making it a great slant rhyme.
prophecypro
Hollywood North
ManBearPig
half man half bearpig
[Verse 1]
I thought I had it all figured out, I did
I thought I was tough enough to stick it out with Kim
But I wasn't tough enough to juggle two things at once
I found myself layin' on my knees in cuffs
Which should've been a reason enough, for me to get my stuff and just leave
How come I couldn't see this shyt myself, it's just me
Nobody couldn't see the shyt I felt
Knowin' damn well she wasn't gonna be there when I fell, to catch me
The minute shyt was heated she just bailed
i'm standin' here swingin' on like thirty people by myself
I couldn't even see the millimetere when it fell
Turned around saw Gary stashin' the heater in his belt
Saw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the ground
I just sold two million records, I don't need to go to jail
I'm not about to lose my freedom over no female
I need to slow down
Try to get my feet on solid ground, so for now i'm...
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
{Hollywood}, sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
{Why do I feel this way}, sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
[Verse 2]
Bury my face in comic books, cause I don't want to look
At nothin', this world's too much
I've swallowed all I could
If I could swallow a bottle of tylenol I would, and end it for good
Just say goodbye to Hollywood
I probably should, these problems are piling all at once
Cause everything that bothers me, I got it bottled up
I think i'm bottomin' out
But i'm not about to give up, I gotta get up
Thank God, I got a little girl
And I'm a responsible father
So not a lot of good, i'd be to my daughter layin' in the bottom of the mud
Must be in my blood cause I don't know how I do it
All I know is I don't want to follow in the footsteps of my dad
Cause I hate him so bad
The worst fear that I had was growin' up to be like his fukkin' ass, man
If you could understand why I am the way that I am
What do I say to my fans, when I tell 'em i'm...
[CHORUS]
[Verse 3]
I don't wanna quit, but shyt, I feel like this is it
For me to have this much appeal like this is sick
This is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sick
Publicity stunt my ass, conceal my fukkin' dikk
fukk the guns, i'm done, i'll never look at gats
If I scrap, i'll scrap like I ain't never whooped some ass
I love my fans
But no one ever puts a grasp on the fact i've sacrificed everything I have
I never dreamt i'd get to the level that i'm at, this is whack
This is more than I ever could of asked
everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood, or mask
What about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that
It's like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt, i'm trapped
If I could go back, I never woulda rapped
I sold my soul to the devil, i'll never get it back
I just wanna leave this game with level head intact
Imagine goin' from bein' a no one to seein',
everything blow up and all you did was just grow
up emceeing
It's fukkin' crazy
Cause all I wanted was to give Hailie the life I never had
But instead I forced us to live alienated, so i'm sayin'...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP1O5o7u7sA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP1O5o7u7sA[/ame]
I thought I had it all figured out, I did
I thought I was tough enough to stick it out with Kim
But I wasn't tough enough to juggle two things at once
I found myself layin' on my knees in cuffs
Which should've been a reason enough, for me to get my stuff and just leave
How come I couldn't see this shyt myself, it's just me
Nobody couldn't see the shyt I felt
Knowin' damn well she wasn't gonna be there when I fell, to catch me
The minute shyt was heated she just bailed
i'm standin' here swingin' on like thirty people by myself
I couldn't even see the millimetere when it fell
Turned around saw Gary stashin' the heater in his belt
Saw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the ground
I just sold two million records, I don't need to go to jail
I'm not about to lose my freedom over no female
I need to slow down
Try to get my feet on solid ground, so for now i'm...
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
{Hollywood}, sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
{Why do I feel this way}, sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
[Verse 2]
Bury my face in comic books, cause I don't want to look
At nothin', this world's too much
I've swallowed all I could
If I could swallow a bottle of tylenol I would, and end it for good
Just say goodbye to Hollywood
I probably should, these problems are piling all at once
Cause everything that bothers me, I got it bottled up
I think i'm bottomin' out
But i'm not about to give up, I gotta get up
Thank God, I got a little girl
And I'm a responsible father
So not a lot of good, i'd be to my daughter layin' in the bottom of the mud
Must be in my blood cause I don't know how I do it
All I know is I don't want to follow in the footsteps of my dad
Cause I hate him so bad
The worst fear that I had was growin' up to be like his fukkin' ass, man
If you could understand why I am the way that I am
What do I say to my fans, when I tell 'em i'm...
[CHORUS]
[Verse 3]
I don't wanna quit, but shyt, I feel like this is it
For me to have this much appeal like this is sick
This is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sick
Publicity stunt my ass, conceal my fukkin' dikk
fukk the guns, i'm done, i'll never look at gats
If I scrap, i'll scrap like I ain't never whooped some ass
I love my fans
But no one ever puts a grasp on the fact i've sacrificed everything I have
I never dreamt i'd get to the level that i'm at, this is whack
This is more than I ever could of asked
everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood, or mask
What about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that
It's like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt, i'm trapped
If I could go back, I never woulda rapped
I sold my soul to the devil, i'll never get it back
I just wanna leave this game with level head intact
Imagine goin' from bein' a no one to seein',
everything blow up and all you did was just grow
up emceeing
It's fukkin' crazy
Cause all I wanted was to give Hailie the life I never had
But instead I forced us to live alienated, so i'm sayin'...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP1O5o7u7sA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP1O5o7u7sA[/ame]
LandryFieldsDad
All Star
I and i'm?
How about oranges and syringes you fukking joker
mine is much bigger than your is
mine is like stickin a bannanna
between 2 oranges
"big weenie"
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the rhyme king
truth.com
sighs man u don't know what u talking about im not conforming to your bullshyt how is oranges and syringes when the second syllable of each word rhymes perfectly.
please take your trolling bullshyt some where else breh
WhiteDawg3000
Pro
fukkin yauze