The reason Jesus hasn't returned is because of you stingy broke boys

[NotAnFBIagent]

You mean to tell me everything gone be fine
If I call yo hotline and pay 29.99
Well damn why didn't you say so
Take this check and ask God to multiply all my pesos

- Cole

 

[Sex Luthor]

Jesus Cleanses the Temple

For the most part, Jesus is deserving of his “meek and mild” descriptor. But there are few times in the Gospels when he flips that (among other things) on its head.

In all four Gospels, there is an account of Jesus entering the Temple at Jerusalem, where he proceeds to flip tables and shout at the money changers doing business there. The specifics of his ire vary from Gospel to Gospel, but it’s clear that God was not down with the commerce going down in the Temple.

 

[MMS]

Jesus already came back

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[Neil Tyson]