The Predator Official Thread: Teaser Trailer

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Best way to describe this movie......"Forgettable"

The fact that it wanted to be too funny is some places was really distracting...honestly I dont know what it was really going for...

There was no suspense....the action was just ok

The CGI was in full effect so the deaths to me seemed cheesy

The dogs were pointless...

The ptsd soldiers motivations made no sense....

Olivia Munn was a doctor, but for some reason she also appeared to have some "training"...

Ridiculous...

It really was a mess....that had potential


They befriended one of the fukking dogs

Wttfffff

:mjlol::mjlol:


The predator using a translator to speak to them and threaten them

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
 
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This was pretty much complete and total mediocrity from start to finish.

Way too jokey, the direction was scattershot and shows that Black is a much better writer than he will ever be a director.

The only person who seemed to realize how stupid this movie was and acted accordingly was Sterling K. Brown.

I would put this on par with that second Aliens vs Predator movie.
 

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Just got back from it. I honestly can't say what to think of it. At times it's exactly what the movie should be, and at times it's an awful mess, and it's hard to pinpoint the blame. In a sense it's the worst and best of Shane Black too. The screenplay is self aware and overly ironic, and often does too much to play with genre tropes. On the other hand Black always understands the little things that make movies tick, and it's often that if you feel he kept things simpler, he would've achieved much more here.

Olivia Munn is hilariously miscast and is only saved by the fact that the movie moves at such a rapid pace that after her first couple scenes you don't really get the room to think about how terrible she is. It also helps that the rest of the cast was clearly having a lot of fun with this. Yes, there's a ton of shytty lines, and a whole lot of not-good-enough actors to make them work, but they're all strangely committed and on the same page. When the action hits it's brutal enough but the pacing doesn't really do much for building suspense, most of the action blending into a slasher/shootout hybrid filled with explosions. Some of the kills are inventive though and reveal that somewhere they definitely got the right idea, but never managed to work it out into a fully functioning movie, and that's a shame.
I agree about Olivia Munn. About a minute into her introduction I started comparing her to when they cast Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist in The World is Not Enough. Both were laughable casting decisions.
 

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Given his track record, everyone should of known it was going to be a action comedy
The man wrote some classic action films early in his career, since his comeback he has definitely ramped up the comedy, but I feel that's one of the reasons Fox got him for the job too. People might shyt on all the shoddy humor but studios see how plebians eat that shyt up in Marvel movies.
 

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The best part of the movies especially the first was the stealth
They just walkin around in this bytch in plain sight

:mjlol:

Where all the shane black stans that was giving me a hard time when word was comibg down this was trash.

Next stop. Tim miller fans in the feminist t3

This shyt hurts my heart.
 

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I liked it :ehh:

Sidenotes......
1. you notice in past Predator involved movies they went back to the jungle, to the suburbs a couple of times even fukking Antarctica but them sumbytches ain't went back to the hood yet, they ain't fukking with Danny Glover no'mo! :russ:


2. Speaking of Predator 2 am I the only one who spins it into a sequel to "The Color Purple: Miss Celie strikes Back?"
 

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Pure GAAAAAAAAARBAGE!

What was the point of the second dog :dwillhuh:

Translator so he can communicate with the humans :comeon:

The lil kid being the next evolution :gucci:

Them being on the spaceship in the air:what:

The alien suit in the end :why:

What the fukk did I just watch :dahell:
 

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Pure GAAAAAAAAARBAGE!

What was the point of the second dog :dwillhuh:

Translator so he can communicate with the humans :comeon:

The lil kid being the next evolution :gucci:

Them being on the spaceship in the air:what:

The alien suit in the end :why:

What the fukk did I just watch :dahell:



Hanging on to a flying ship

fukkin ridiculous

:laff:
 
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