The Predator Official Thread: Teaser Trailer

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So the kid ordered a Predator weapon from Amazon Prime?
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And now the Predators are coming to his suburban neighborhood to reclaim it?
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This would work better as a "Home Alone" reboot.
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The teaser looks like trash...:scusthov:

To those of you that said that shyt looks "OK"...well let's just say we can tell who does and doesn't have taste in movies...:smh:

If you think that shyt looks dope...then your the type of cat that must've been a fan of Jeepers Creepers 3 or Kickboxer 7...:mjlol:

Anyway...WTF is so hard about gettin the storyline right? Or havin the right actors/characters???? :hhh:

Drop "The Rock"....Bastista...Tom Hardy...Idris Elba...Jason Mamoa...(insert any other masculine believable actors you want)...into a rough terrain/warzone with a Predator/or Predators...and get it fukkin crackin...:mindblown:

fukk is so difficult about this concept? :snoop:

These cacs wanna bring in kids....Predator pets...soft as cotton characters....and expect that shyt to be believable....:camby:

fukkin disgrace. I'll catch that shyt on Netflix a month after it drops on a boring Sunday....:aicmon:


that shyt would actually be lit :banderas:since they all have real personality and charisma



it'd be dope if the predators came to earth like :mjgrin: only to get their ass beat and come back 30 deep
 

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Rumoured plot and details

Basically, Jacob Tremblay plays an autistic child genius who gets mailed Predator tech from his estranged solider father who finds it in a shipwreck. The Predator wants his tech back (oh yeah, he’s ten feet tall, genetically enhanced and is called the “Predator 2.0”) so he hunts down the soldier and his son in the suburbs to reclaim it. Also, there are lunatic soldiers and loads of hybrid creatures, namely, fukking Predator dogs. Oh and it’s set 30 years after the second film and Predators is basically ignored.
It’s going to be a stinker. Test screenings bombed for it. Reshoots are happening.

Tremblays character is able to decipher the Predator hieroglyphic language and Predators apparently steal spines not because of a tribal tradition but because they use them to merge their DNA with them for strength so all Predators contain human DNA and are human/alien hybrids.
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- Steve McKenna and his US special forces squad are in Cuba with orders to eliminate some drug

lord and free the hostages. Suddenly an escape pod falls from the skies. The squad finds and

unconscious Predator there and McKenna quickly expropriates helmet and weapon as evidence of an

alien contact. They see a CIA chopper headin' to their location, McKenna runs away. Predator's

up and kills USSF men then gets cought by CIA. McKenna mails the items to his storage cell

right before gettin' cought as well. Because McKenna didn't pay for the storage the items are

sent to the adress... where we meet his ex-wife and autistic son Robie. Of course little fella

is a linguistic genius and bein' bullied at school.
- Casey (Munn's scientist character) is sent to a secret CIA base where Predator's held

captive. While studying Predator's biology she learns that he was easily caught and that the

base stores a lot of alien weaponry (from previous movies). Too late tho.
- Meanwhile... McKenna is bein' transported to a madhouse with six other ex-soldiers via bus

when guards are ordered to deliver him to the very same "secret" base for more questioning

(what the hell?). They arrive just in time for the Predator's break out and McKenna uses the

moment to escape. With the support of other prisoners he rescues Casey and they all make it to

the chopper ("get to the chopper" line drop).
- Meanwhile... Robie examines the items, "hacks" them and learn alien language. This starts a

chain of events which resulted in another Predator comin' to Earth (he's called "Upgrade" in

the script). He's three meters tall and looks more like humna than classic Predators. He needs

an those items.
- McKenna & co make it to his son just in time to save him from both Predators.
- When Upgrade and runaway Predator first meet face to face the tall one kills the other with one blow.
- Upgrade is some kind of an intergalactic assassin. His task is to kill dissident Predators

who are hiding on Earth in Area 52 and work for the organization which protects it from aliens

(umm... seriously?).

- Closer to the end our heroes find Upgrade's "hidden" ship in Florida (it was stolen from him

by dissident Predator). Soon the ship's owner arives, releases a bunch of hybrids (three-legged

Predators, spider Predators, etc) and they go to attack Area 52 (on foot... go figure). McKenna

& co fly ahead and after a brief exposition get explained that there's urgent need to bring the

rest of dissident Predators to the very same ship. From there they use cars for transportation

(movie logic).

What to expect:

- Robi puts on Predator's mask / shoulder canon and decides to walk the the streets in the midst of Halloween. He stumbles on school bullies, one of them throws an apple at him which Predator tech automatically perceive as an attack... with corresponding consequences.
- Yes, it's a Halloween movie instead of Black's usual Christmas Eve.

- More Predator dogs. One of them gets an "accidental lobotomy", becomes friendly, helps the heroes and overall very cute (because we gotta sell toys).

- Obligatory "Robie drivin' the alien ship" scenes.

- Predator-kidnapper

- Predator is forced to use a machine gun (unmade AvP movie reference).

- Lots of references, line drops and easter eggs.

- Predators actually take spinal cord to collect human DNA and inject it into themselves in order to become stronger (because hunting trophies is sooo last century, right?)
Trailer was crap. Just AvPR without the Aliens. Ain't watching this trash and I am a big Predator fan.

I'm a huge Predator fan and this will first one I don't go to the movies to see. Kids DO NOT BELONG in this franchise. I can't stand kids in movies anyway...but they really don't need a big role in a Predator movie.
 
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