The Paranormal Activity series really didn’t age well at all

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lemme preface this thread by saying the first PA was definitely a mega hit and a problem when it dropped

i was working at the movies at the time and that shyt was sold out for months, you had people thinking it was real, people leaving early cause they were shook, people screaming loud as hell in the theater and all types of fukkery

but i just rewatched the first 4 movies this past week and they really did not age well :francis:

the jump scares were extremely cheap, you got random people popping out yelling boo at the camera :stopitslime: each movie was good for like 1 or 2 great jump scares out of dozens of attempts

the characters were dumb as hell and i’m talking legendary levels of idiocy, Micah had to be the dumbest character in horror movie history and nobody ever smartened up in any of the sequels or prequels

the camera work sucked and all the 4th wall breaking was weak, i understand these are “found footage” flicks but do we really have to acknowledge the damn camera in every single scene? plus i’m supposed to believe all this life threatening supernatural shyt is going on and the first thing they do is go grab the camera :dahell:

these movies were good popcorn flick in the theater type movies but beyond that they really were not very good, i’d say decent at best and overrated considering all the acclaim they got
 

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only seen clips of the sequels, but after the first one, it never had a chance.

shyt is like the OG blair witch...you can only really do that shyt once to be effective.

first one was aiite, but I had to :mjlol: @ friends and fam who thought that shyt was scary and couldn't sleep and shyt. they gassed that shyt hardbody
 

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Ok tough guys....

I was scared af and I was a freshmen in highschool when the first one dropped.

Slept with the light on all weekend :damn:


And then I remember watching one of them late at night alone and all those old ass ladies in the backyard had me spooked.
 

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only seen clips of the sequels, but after the first one, it never had a chance.

shyt is like the OG blair witch...you can only really do that shyt once to be effective.

first one was aiite, but I had to :mjlol: @ friends and fam who thought that shyt was scary and couldn't sleep and shyt. they gassed that shyt hardbody

Blair Witch aged pretty bad too, bunch of crazy white folks yelling at each other for an hour and 30 mins :mjlol:

then some idiot loses the map, the trees form triangles and weird symbols, dude disappears, the idiot that lost the map decides to stand in a corner then it ends :why:
 
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