The only logical choice for the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show is....

[Kornball The Conqueror]

Once the Super Bowl is taken international (what the nfl really truly wants) then I can see a bad bunny performance. Until then it’s whack ass soft rock crossover artists since Kendrick went too far left with his performance. I enjoyed it, but you have to read the room, Ushers music at least has massive pop appeal, Kendrick is niche.

They are going to trot out a safe act like U2 or some shyt.

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The Who
Black eyed peas
Madonna
Beyonce
Bruno Mars
Katy Perry
Coldplay
Lady Gaga
Justin Timberlake
Maroon 5
Shakira/JHo
The Weeknd
Dre/Snoop
Rihanna
Usher
Kendrick

What this list says is go generic as fk until about 2020, see just how far into the weeds you can get with a rap act, majority says they hate it, then run back to being generic again.

We are going to get someone shytty like Post Malone/Jelly Roll/Jack Harlow all at the same time for the performance next year

maroon5

 

[Spence]

maroon5

I was bored with that performance, their music isn’t bad it’s just vanilla af

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Hell nawl

Yall better give 40 water the same treatment yall did wayne or else yall was full of shyt

 

[Belize King]

Imagine how mad the CACs would get if these whores were bumpin coochies on stage.

You know their goofy asses would do it too.

Throw in a Bad Bunny appearance and some K Pop group...

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

It’s in the Yay

They need a hyphy themed Super Bowl show. Bring out all the rappers from they city to perform their hits.

White people from the bay know how to get hyphy.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Sexxy Red

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