The :ohhh: thread

[MR. SNIFLES]

If god exists...

What happens to him after the end of the world? What's the point of him existing if everything is gone and only perfect heaven is left? He's not answering prayers, doing "God's Will" or performing "miracles". He's sorta just sitting there bored and doing nothing.

READ THE BIBLE AND YOU'LL HAVE A CLUE.

 

[Chief]

Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. You got 5.

The x2 and /2 cancel each other out 10/2 is 5 I am not impressed

 

[drugxglory]

Pictures we taking now, 50 yrs from now they will look like how we look at pictures from the 60's

 

[Higher Tech]

Hypothetical.
To be drunk, and commit a mindblowing act, like have sex with your greatest crush, then wake up and have zero recollection of such. Also there is nobody to [bear witness] that it happened, nobody can know but you and that female, who too in a drunken stupor, has zero recollection that it happened.

Did it ever really happen?

The rape kit says yes.

 

[twan83]

when my daughter started to crawl

 

[sixsixtwo]

Steve Jobs found a loophole in California law which allows cars less than six months old to be driven without license plates. He made an arrangement with a leasing company to lease an identical new Mercedes every six months so he would never have to put license plates on it..

Oreo cookies are actually the knock-off brand of another company, Hydrox..

 

[Reality]

Before artificial insemination, if a man died a virgin, he'd be the first of ~80,000+ direct male ancestors to do so.

Spoiler

L

 

[blockburna420]

Martin Luther King Jr.'s family filed a civil case in 1999, alleging that his assassination was the result of a police/federal conspiracy, and won


Martin Luther King Jr. Was tragically assassinated on April 4, 1968 in Memphis, Tennessee. While Earl Ray was charged with the murder, King's family maintained it was a conspiracy.

They claimed that the actual plot involved the US government and that they had just used Earl Ray as a scapegoat. Jesse Jackson, who was with King when he died noted that they had found saboteurs to disrupt the march, and that they had found people on the government payroll who had infiltrated their organization.

In 1999, they filed a civil case based on this conspiracy theory. The suit, which was for wrongful death, alleged that there was government involvement. The family won the case and collected only $100 in restitution. They requested such a small amount to prove that they weren't doing this for the money.

(Source)


Read more at Top Facts of The Week - OMG Facts

Assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

 

[How Sway?]

Step1: Add 18 to your birth month.
Step2: Multiply by 25.
Step3: Subtract 333.
Step4: Multiply by 8.
step5: Subtract 554.
step6: Divide by 2.
step7: Add your birth date.
step8: Multiply by 5.
step9: Add 692.
step10: Multiply by 20.
step11: Add only the last two digits of your birth year.
step12: Subtract 32940 to get your birthday.

 

[Rigamortus]

What if 1 was really a 4 but was pronounced eight and had a value of 7

 

[Easy-E]

22 Wee-Bee-less posts, in this thread.

This is the 22nd of the month

 

[Juliano Soprano]

Steve Jobs found a loophole in California law which allows cars less than six months old to be driven without license plates. He made an arrangement with a leasing company to lease an identical new Mercedes every six months so he would never have to put license plates on it..

Oreo cookies are actually the knock-off brand of another company, Hydrox..

So you mean to tell me you couldn't put the after each fact?

you just had to be different ol "I'm too unique for this" ass nikka

 

[blockburna420]

22 Wee-Bee-less posts, in this thread.

This is the 22nd of the month

wee bee ? U mean weebay

 

[Groanman]

1 + 1 isn't always 2.

 

[Easy-E]

wee bee ? U mean weebay

"bee" read out as "bey," in my mind...