Best moment by far was Austin, Rock, and Hogan.
Hogan botching
Rock with his Undertaker intro, tho
AUSTIN DIDN'T STUN DWAYNE FOR THAT SAINTS ROW PHYSICS CHEAT, THO
It was sad as fukk at how real it was to some of the people at the bar. The Cena Sucks chant is embarrassing in person
They were mad as fukk when the Fat Lantern lost, tho
Triple H was fukking money tonight, as was Steph. I'd put my dikk her, with that struggle Zatanna look
WHEN ORTON NEARLY BROKE HIS fukkING BACK, IT MADE IT THAT MUCH MORE RIDICULOUS THAT THE STRETCHER CAME FOR BRYAN
Orton gutting it through, I know Gizzle was proud as fukk. I was, too
The shock ending saved Taker/Lesnar. shyt was mimicking Goldberg/Lesnar levels of bad, but they were trying
I was straight RAVENOUS for Naomi to win the title, but couldn't be less mad at how comical that AJ win was. Great booking
Scott Hall was easily the coolest nikka in the building. I'm going white suit jacket the rest of my life
MUTHAfukkIN CESARO
I disliked plenty, but I'mma go ahead and agree that everything that went down was best for business. My biggest disappointment was that the SHIELD didn't factor into the main event, to counter any attempted fukkery from Triple H. It's good that D-Bry handled his own battle, tho.
Everything that happened tonight was best for business, and hopefully RAW is entertaining as fukk.
Dat Paul Heyman promo tomorrow
- Swiggy da gawd
for taking that landing.
Now I'm imagine Sting showing up all happy and asking Taker about their match.