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Thanksgiving brings tradition in a lot of ways. In the case of the coliseum, it brings the final power rankings for the worst poster of the year race. We have an abysmal and diverse field this year. We have the usual mindless Kobe stans, we have try hard trolls, we have shock trolls, we have people trying way too hard with the homo troll gimmick, and we have the attention whore trolls too. Bear in mind the field can have people added or removed by the time the official ballot opens on Christmas day (as always, it will remain open for one week). The only rule is that the aforementioned posting must take place in the coliseum. Here is the list as currently presented:
@EducatedBrothaFromTheBank - The reigning WOAT, he has learned nothing this year, as he has maintained his dap fishing, attention whoring, mindless kobe stanning, and shamelessness up as expected. A typical unfunny troll who lies upon lies upon lies to get attention and still thinks that he's a good poster even while rocking a WOAT banner.
@Frank Lucas - Your attention whore threads are most unwelcome. Stop making them
@Swagnificent - The award is named after him, and his appearance alone in a thread has the potential to ruin it. Were he not left off the ballot last year controversially, he would be chasing his 5th win in this race dating back to his days as cashville tyrant on
@Gangstar8 - This mindless half retarded kobe stan joined the forum late last year and has tried his best to win the award. Little more needs to be said beyond him being called a wannabe @Sausageman and told to leave the forum on account of his terrible posting by other kobe stans. Just look at his sig.
@Eye Cue DA GAWD - He's back at it with the Wiggins hate thread spamming. This guy is a shoe in every year. Notably tried to use injuries to downplay the Chicago Cubs world series win while ignoring the role that injuries played in the Cavaliers winning games 3 and 5-7 of the NBA finals.
@TANGO - A new poster who is
for @tangerine (the guy who was banned after a few weeks with his "Dirk signs with GSW for 2 years" thread, his "I would rather be 0-0 in the finals than 2-5" post, his thread "Which was bigger, LeBron leading the cavaliers to a title or Kobe dropping 60 in his last game", and who referred to @KnickstapeCity as a monkey".
@Sccit - On top of his foolishness catalogued in the previous power rankings, all caps everything has since tried to downplay how impressive it is to hit 13 3's in a game, demanded multiple pictures from multiple guys on here, and ducked the fade from @Goatpoacher and done this all in the coliseum. It's been a legendary run of bad posting that rivals 1987 Magic or 2000 Shaq for how strongly he's stood out among his peers if we would like to keep said comparisons Laker themed.
@SuaveHooper88 - This fool has been spamming at an absurd rate. Nearly 40 threads made in the last 5 weeks. Over 1/3 of his total threads are warriors hate threads, He's tried to argue that KAT sucks and that Deangelo Russell and Harrison Barnes will both be top 5 in scoring this season. He has 12 threads in the bushes since April (he has even upped months old threads in there to argue with people in there), and he wasn't even posting from the second week of July until the end of September. Never seen a rookie this prolific in their first full year on this forum save for sausageman.
Happy thanksgiving everyone. Be safe out there
@EducatedBrothaFromTheBank - The reigning WOAT, he has learned nothing this year, as he has maintained his dap fishing, attention whoring, mindless kobe stanning, and shamelessness up as expected. A typical unfunny troll who lies upon lies upon lies to get attention and still thinks that he's a good poster even while rocking a WOAT banner.
@Frank Lucas - Your attention whore threads are most unwelcome. Stop making them
@Swagnificent - The award is named after him, and his appearance alone in a thread has the potential to ruin it. Were he not left off the ballot last year controversially, he would be chasing his 5th win in this race dating back to his days as cashville tyrant on
@Gangstar8 - This mindless half retarded kobe stan joined the forum late last year and has tried his best to win the award. Little more needs to be said beyond him being called a wannabe @Sausageman and told to leave the forum on account of his terrible posting by other kobe stans. Just look at his sig.
@Eye Cue DA GAWD - He's back at it with the Wiggins hate thread spamming. This guy is a shoe in every year. Notably tried to use injuries to downplay the Chicago Cubs world series win while ignoring the role that injuries played in the Cavaliers winning games 3 and 5-7 of the NBA finals.
@TANGO - A new poster who is
for @tangerine (the guy who was banned after a few weeks with his "Dirk signs with GSW for 2 years" thread, his "I would rather be 0-0 in the finals than 2-5" post, his thread "Which was bigger, LeBron leading the cavaliers to a title or Kobe dropping 60 in his last game", and who referred to @KnickstapeCity as a monkey".@Sccit - On top of his foolishness catalogued in the previous power rankings, all caps everything has since tried to downplay how impressive it is to hit 13 3's in a game, demanded multiple pictures from multiple guys on here, and ducked the fade from @Goatpoacher and done this all in the coliseum. It's been a legendary run of bad posting that rivals 1987 Magic or 2000 Shaq for how strongly he's stood out among his peers if we would like to keep said comparisons Laker themed.
@SuaveHooper88 - This fool has been spamming at an absurd rate. Nearly 40 threads made in the last 5 weeks. Over 1/3 of his total threads are warriors hate threads, He's tried to argue that KAT sucks and that Deangelo Russell and Harrison Barnes will both be top 5 in scoring this season. He has 12 threads in the bushes since April (he has even upped months old threads in there to argue with people in there), and he wasn't even posting from the second week of July until the end of September. Never seen a rookie this prolific in their first full year on this forum save for sausageman.
Happy thanksgiving everyone. Be safe out there
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