Padron1926
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I told my boss I wanted to cover her in Cinnamon Toast Crunch dust and SEX HER.
Jason Bateman blades. Shaq doesn't own a car, he blades a lot.
I'm not gonna be the one twerkin her if she treats me like that. And I'm a great twerker. You gotta move your hips like a figure 8.
Hey clerk, down here. You see that lady over there..... shes a shoplifter. Shes stealing.............TAMPONS. Shes a tampon thief, you should interrogate her for like an hour. Oh, who are I you may wonder, I'm a citizen hero.