Roaden Polynice
Superstar
This is it. This is that special moment when Spain actually become a parody of themselves. It's like they're playing a false 9, a false 7, AND a false 11 and having them act as a triple pivot. Three attacking midfielders creating opportunities for a forward who doesn't exist. It's like when a kung-fu expert shows off his skills by himself. This is just a display of all things tiki-taka. They're showing us the brilliance of their game. Actually trying to win is so 2008. This is post-modern soccer, brehs.
Casillas has been brilliant as the false 1