The official TLR State of the Union fukkery watch thread (Starts at 9PM ET)

[Elim Garak]

Kamala looking like a mix of Heather Hunter, Sabara and Obsession tonight

How much porn you watch today?

 

[charknicks]

I cant stand look at me broads like Majorie Taylor Greene. Wearing all that Trump shyt there too. Smh. She dont even have the updated stuff. Still has the Trump 2020 hat on.

I know we arent suppose to hope women get hit, but...

 

[PharaohAtem]

Why are Biden eyes so beady and black tonight

What the fukk did they put him on

I thought his face was gonna peel off right there and the demon would show itself

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Let’s get on with this already.

His rechargeable battery is gonna drain before he gets to the podium.

Dude outchea taking selfies and doing TikTok’s

 

[ScottyG]

I know we arent suppose to hope women get hit, but...

Neanderthal women don't count

 

[EVILRICO]

Every one chanting 4 more years are on more dope than Biden.

 

[Elim Garak]

Republicans mad as fukk at that 4 more years chant lmao.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Everybody in Congress looks old as shyt

 

[Belize King]

You been waiting on a hotel room for 2 months?

I had to move hotel rooms today. From downtown with all the Japanese fukkery to a more calm spot. I have to get a room under my per diem rate.

Got my room and fired up the feed. I’m ready for the foolery now.

 

[Elle Seven]

Let’s get on with this already.

His rechargeable battery is gonna drain before he gets to the podium.

Dude outchea taking selfies and doing TikTok’s

I'm saying. He's been walking for at least 5 minutes and ain't at the podium yet.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

This bullshǐt is like the damn Met Ball for these old ass, ugly ass, mark ass, buster ass politicians.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

What did Marjorie Taylor Greene put in Brandon's hand?

 

[Worthless Loser]

That one person dripped out in MAGA gear

She screamed at Biden last year and called him a liar and there were some boos after that.. That was when Biden stuffed Republicans in a locker for wanting to cut Social Security and got both Democrats and Republicans to agree on the spot that they should not do that, which led to an overwhelming standing applause for Biden.

 

[Elim Garak]

Every one chanting 4 more years are on more dope than Biden.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Joe just went as he passed by horseface ugly ass MTG