The Official Tennis Thread

[Regular_P]

Fed gets his third straight nightcap on center court tonight

In the meantime the king of Melbourne has actually experienced Australian Open conditions in his first two matches.

Defending champ, GOAT and possibly his last Aussie.

 

[Arrogance.]

Defending champ, GOAT and possibly his last Aussie.

All the more reason for him to play on lower courts and give everyone a last chance to see this supposed GOAT instead of keeping him on Center Court where only the people with the most amount of money can watch him play. North Americans want to see him before the sun rises on the east coast too

 

[No1]

Defending champ, GOAT and possibly his last Aussie.

Novak will take him oiut for the culture. Time to get this office manager looking dude out of here.

 

[MillionMills]

Fed gets his third straight nightcap on center court tonight

In the meantime the king of Melbourne has actually experienced Australian Open conditions in his first two matches.

The GOAT sells tickets, the reigning champion, & the favorite to win

 

[MillionMills]

Novak will take him oiut for the culture. Time to get this office manager looking dude out of here.

Zverev

 

[The M.I.C.]

Defending champ, GOAT and possibly his last Aussie.

#nadalset bout to feast this year breh

 

[The M.I.C.]

The moment I settled in to watch Djokovic/Monfils, Gael is sitting on his bench complaining about being dizzy. No wonder why he was unseeded in this tournament. The only constant in his game is fukkery and quitting at a moment's notice.

It was fukking 102 degrees on court

Have you ever played tennis in hot ass conditions like that? And these fuggers playing a best of five?

 

[FaTaL]

Chicks toenail fell off

 

[malbaker86]

He's 31. I wonder how much tour money he's made. It's a wrap for him and a handful of guys that have made up the top 15 off and on for the last better part of the decade. And the hunt for someone to push the 3 kings (and Andy Murray) continues.

Berdych
Tsonga
Ferrer
Simon
Bagdadtis
Monfils
Tipsarovic

 

[The M.I.C.]

Berdych
Tsonga
Ferrer
Simon
Bagdadtis
Monfils
Tipsarovic

I was disappointed with Ferrer in the first round, dude is completely gassed but he's right up there with Fed in age so I'm not surprised. Tipsaveric just fell off into the damn abyss and Baghdatis has always been about playing for his lifestyle so it's whatever. Gilles, Jo, Gael and Berdych should've had more productive careers but meh..

 

[Arrogance.]

It was fukking 102 degrees on court

Have you ever played tennis in hot ass conditions like that? And these fuggers playing a best of five?

Facts. But Gael always does shyt like this no matter what tournament it is. If it's not calling for the doc outright it's complaining to the officials and then throwing a set because he isn't focused. I was annoyed that he turned what could have been a good match into a dead heat after winning the first set. The actual reason was irrelevant.

Berdych
Tsonga
Ferrer
Simon
Bagdadtis
Monfils
Tipsarovic

Looks like the list I compiled in my head when I wrote that sentence, I didn't think I had the authority to straight call them out though.

 

[malbaker86]

Facts. But name a tournament Gael hasn't pissed away because of something other than being worse than the person across the court from him.



Looks like the list I compiled in my head when I wrote that sentence, I didn't think I had the authority to straight call them out though.

Forgot to add Gasquet who's Fed's pigeon and gonna lose in 3 easy sets

 

[The M.I.C.]

Forgot to add Gasquet who's Fed's pigeon and gonna lose in 3 easy sets

 

[MillionMills]

Brad Gilbert said he got

Nadal vs. Kyrgios
Novak vs. Roger

 

[Arrogance.]

Zverev