The OFFICIAL ROSE BOWL THREAD: The #1 MICHIGAN WOLVERINES vs. the #4 ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE - 1/1/24

[Big Boss]

Like the last time?

Uh oh

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Its sad when fans of bum ass multiple loss undercard ass teams gotta come and hate and live vicariously thru other opps. I can't imagine going into a rosebowl 2022 thread like "yeah wait until Utah sees y'all, you're in trouble "

Poverty shyt for real

 

[Silkk]

Uh oh

nikkas was getting smoked 38-10 and started throwing hail marys with 2:00 left in the game

 

[Trust Me]

Chip Traynum in the portal now.

Ya'll gonna have enough to even field a team with no managers in your bowl game tho?

 

[Trust Me]

nikkas was getting smoked 38-10 and started throwing hail marys with 2:00 left in the game

My dude.. your savior aint even gonna ever suit up for that underachieving university.. ever again.

Ever

Homies takin his nail polish to the closest Hot Topic

 

[Trav]

Chip Traynum in the portal now.

Ya'll gonna have enough to even field a team with no managers in your bowl game tho?

Henderson byke

It is what it is

Will you get yo lick back tho?

Cuz Saban ran off on you scum twice, u niccas steady callin' but he ain't callin' byke

 

[Trav]

Its sad when fans of bum ass multiple loss undercard ass teams gotta come and hate and live vicariously thru other opps. I can't imagine going into a rosebowl 2022 thread like "yeah wait until Utah sees y'all, you're in trouble "

Poverty shyt for real

Again

I know u been involuntarily in and out this bih but I can pull files and receipts of yo lil niccas out here being Bama & Clemson callgirls when we was puttin' belt to ass breh.

All up & thru this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/in-...ohio-state-buckeyes-vs-clemson-tigers.489515/

I mean, you yaself....u got amnesia? Lol

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/ohio-state-exposed-ass-beat-sonned-out-dead-update-shutout-reps-and-daps-for-all.498536/

@smitty22 Pass my nicca sum Prevagen, he losin' it. Woulda thought his name was @Woodwerkz the way cuh was celebrating

 

[Trust Me]

Henderson byke

It is what it is

Will you get yo lick back tho?

Cuz Saban ran off on you scum twice, u niccas steady callin' but he ain't callin' byke

Henderson good for what? 4-5 games before he goes down?

Saban got us the last 2 times.. yea.

What happened the last 2 times Harbaugh put foot to ass to ya'll?

Ya'll tried again a third time.. right?


I think you and I both know this aint the same team that played Bama those years back.

 

[Trav]

I think you and I both know this aint the same team that played Bama those years back.

It's not.

Y'all closed the gap a lil bit ngl but not enough for yall to fukk wit dem southern boys like yall think & I think you know dat lol

 

[Mister Terrific]

That 2020 Citrus Bowl game was hella competitive. I don’t know why people are acting like it was a blow out. Michigan was winning 16-14 at half and was down 21-16 going into the 4th. Saban scored a garbage time td as get back for the Najee Harris recruiting battle. Michigan had more 1st downs and larger TOP.

The difference was Shea Patterson throwing two picks and Don Brown single covering Jerry Juedy with a safety.


Completely different teams this go around. Vegas let y’all know already. Devontae Smith and Juedy ain’t walking through that door.




As an aside, Imagine JJ with Nico Collins, DPJ and Zach Charbonett

 

[Trust Me]

It's not.

Y'all closed the gap a lil bit ngl but not enough for yall to fukk wit dem southern boys like yall think & I think you know dat lol

I'll keep it a buck.. at the time.. I didn't think we were ready.. but I was gonna talk that shyt regardless

But...


But ...

That 2020 Citrus Bowl game was hella competitive. I don’t know why people are acting like it was a blow out. Michigan was winning 16-14 at half and was down 21-16 going into the 4th. Saban scored a garbage time td as get back for the Najee Harris recruiting battle. Michigan had more 1st downs and larger TOP.

^^ all of this is true too.

We didn't have the depth to go toe to toe with Bama for 4 quarters in that Citrus Bowl. It's a different story now. That Bama team was head and shoulder more talented top to bottom than this one.. even tho this Bama team is solid as hell.

I legit think this is gonna be one of the better bowl games this year. And I can't wait for it.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Again

I know u been involuntarily in and out this bih but I can pull files and receipts of yo lil niccas out here being Bama & Clemson callgirls when we was puttin' belt to ass breh.

All up & thru this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/in-...ohio-state-buckeyes-vs-clemson-tigers.489515/

I mean, you yaself....u got amnesia? Lol

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/ohio-state-exposed-ass-beat-sonned-out-dead-update-shutout-reps-and-daps-for-all.498536/

@smitty22 Pass my nicca sum Prevagen, he losin' it. Woulda thought his name was @Woodwerkz the way cuh was celebrating

Of course I'll celebrate your failure

 

[Trav]

Of course I'll celebrate your failure

And we'll do the same. Both preemptively and after the fact. But don't act like y'all above cheering on what another team did/what y'all couldn't do cuz clearly that's not the case

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I swear the Coli’s like a high school gossip group sometimes.

Runnin with the narrative that ‘Michigan doesn’t wanna play Bama’

In order to win it all, you’re gonna play damn good teams. And in that video.. dudes in here talkin bout ‘oh, they scared. They ScArEd!!!’ When it’s obvious as hell that they were shocked that FSU got hosed. They even clapped at the end.

I'm sure tape of that Auburn game has Michigan shaking in their boots.

 

[Big Boss]

It's not.

Y'all closed the gap a lil bit ngl but not enough for yall to fukk wit dem southern boys like yall think & I think you know dat lol

It's over