Nah, breh we're cool. Here's how it went down.
Then you said:
I just imagined the post with aexpression lol
OH nah, I was dead serious. Walmart don't care.

No youngsabo.
Unfortunately my shyt actually broke off, but it was my fault packing it too tight in my bag.
I'll go cop and pricematch from Best Buy and get a warranty. Amazon has it on sale for 80 bucks right now.