lmfaooo, Desean comes off like the kinda nikka that'll try to take your bytch tho. fukk them broads breh, unless he hoed you in the process or somethin then what them exes did is exactly what a lot of females do around nikkaz with money.
first bytch dont have ig....and the other one i still fukk with so i wont post their shyt. they're both thin, 1/2 black 1/2 latina bytches
and i look just like desean except i got dreads, and im more muscular (he's more lean, obviously).
this is like 2-3 years ago. so like i said, i fukk with him on madden all the time. the first bytch walked in the room one time while i was lookin at his stats, and you know how they have the player picture in the top right hand corner when you're reviewing season stats? her ass goes like, "ooh whos that?" i said "biiiiitch" and threw the sticks at her n cut the xbox off. dont ever say no "ooh" about another nikka in my presence.
now fast forward like 6 months later...we're at this club in hollywood called my studio and desean is there w/ a bunch of nikkas from long beach. mind you, i dont really fukk with nikkas from long beach but thats another story. they're in this roped off VIP area or whatever...and the spot is pretty upscale and not that many people are in there but it usually attracts nikkas w/ money and a bunch of bad bytches. so i see this nikka get up and walk in the bathroom, we're standing kinda between the bathroom and the bar. he gets out the bathroom and i see him start to walk up to us and im like, "
what up desean?!" he says whats up and gives me dap. we talk a lil bit about the season he just had (im pretty sure this was right after his 2011 season), and a lil bit about the bay (he went to cal, i grew up in oakland). then this nikka looks dead at my girl and says, "so you wanna come to the VIP with me?
" and i answer for her ass before she can open up her dumb mouth n say nah we good. then he looks at me, then looks back at her, then says, "you sure?
" and she kinda laughs and says yeah. then he just turned around and walked away. im like,
this nikka.
2nd bytch....this was about a year ago....we in vegas at this big industry event for clothing lines. looks like this:
where you can see every lil cubicle is a different clothing brand, and they show you the new line for the upcoming season. desean was there either promoting some streetwear brand, or just there for the parties a bunch of rappers come out and perform at the clubs n shyt. so he's taking pics with a couple people. im one of the first few people at this venue cause it was my job at the time, and i brought my girl cause like i said its a big party event at the clubs after i get all my work done.
so as we walk by someones like, "you guys wanna meet desean jackson, and take a look at our clothing brand?" im like yeah, ok. we go in and he instantly looks at my girl and is like, "you wanna take a picture?" she says OK and gives me her iphone (
) and i take their pic (
) like a fukkin lame. then he looks at me, then looks back at her, then says, "you wanna meet up later?" im like, THIS nikka!!
AGAIN?!?! i know he probably didnt recognize me, but still...theres a chance he did. disrespectful ass nikka. and this bytch says, "maybe" and gets his twitter or whatever. then later on that day she gonna ask me if i want her to hit him up n see if he can get us passes to haze (i already had passes to marquee) i told her straight up if she hit that nikka up she better ask him for a ride back to LA cause imma leave her ass in vegas and throw all her shyt out the window on the freeway.
Reggie said fukk rebuilding. Looks like we're trying to make the playoffs THIS season. Better draft Sammy Watkins now or trade for Desean.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Schaub is a fukking bum
+ y'all see that dude contract? he getting paid like 30 mil over the next 3 years
Not sure what all the hate is about, dude had a bad year last year.. it happens, he can still bounce back with a change of scenery.. and he will have a short leash out there anyway. People are thinking of all the pick 6's and panicking too much. Dude is only 32, and i believe in him.
well it looks like this is pretty much a done deal so im going to throw my support behind it. his contract is big...but i bet they restructure it. regardless...we have the money right now, its not going to mess up our cap for the upcoming season. we really have nothing to lose. he's the best QB on our roster. if it doesnt pan out, we give him the Matt Flynn special and cut his ass, go another direction next offseason. he's clearly not the QB of our future...but he should be a nice stopgap til we find one.
after the recent signings i gotta give McKenzie some credit. he added depth to our oline, dline, got a serviceable QB, all while keeping the contracts very reasonable. with a good draft, we can definitely say we had a successful offseason and our team will be markedly better next year. we still wont win the division...but we should at least be in the playoff race...a little luck we might snag a wild card.
