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Let A Fro Be A Fro

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Marquardt is coming out of retirement.

“Well it’s kind of a crazy story, man, but I had a dream.” Marquardt said. “God spoke to me, and he confirmed it later in the week by two people I’ve never met before and one friend, as well, that basically I’d be fighting again.

He's obviously going to end up on the wrong end of the highlight reel, but when one believes an omniscient, benevolent being instructed them to do something, good luck talking them out of it :francis:
 

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Marquardt is coming out of retirement.



He's obviously going to end up on the wrong end of the highlight reel, but when one believes an omniscient, benevolent being instructed them to do something, good luck talking them out of it :francis:
No offense to the religious but if you needed anymore evidence that they're just a bit batshyt, this is it. Since 2015 he's gone 3-6 with three straight losses.
 

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Denise Kielhotlz for the win...! The loser demanded a rematch, but in kickboxing lol.

Kind of ridiculous considering she got knocked down.


It should have ended when she got folded. She's screaming kickboxing like she didn't just get KO'd then woke up with a woman on top of her.
 
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