The Official Many Types of Simping Thread

[LordTaskForce]

@LordTaskForce, what about simps who commit illegal and/or violent acts to win the affections of women? Would they fall under the Demonic Simps branch?

that never even crossed my mind. I would put that in the Life style branch. I'll add it to the list

 

[Chill]

Tier 1 simping is as far as I will go.

 

[Diondon]

It's levels to this shyt

 

[LordTaskForce]

Now many of you all may not admit to your simping. But in this thread we don't judge. We help. We can beat the simping ways together

 

[Two Stacks]

I aint even gon lie, I did Tier 1 and part A of Tier 2. It's because of my pops not being around and telling a young breh what to do.

I don't simp anymore, because I love my money and my time more. Ion got time to be building a bytch up, I gotta build myself up.

My simping phase was from about age 17 to 25. i hate myself for not paying attention to what i was doing to myself. Now I use my brain a lot more when dealing with females and often end up being like and and when i used to get mad about it and wonder what it was i was doing wrong.

now i know, there's NOTHING you can do to make a woman want you. handle your business, and if she sees where she fukked up and tries to get at you, curve that bytch like you running from the police.

a bytch knows at a very early period even from first looking at you if she wanna deal with you whether its friends, fukkin or relationship. no man can change that.

 

[LordTaskForce]

I aint even gon lie, I did Tier 1 and part A of Tier 2. It's because of my pops not being around and telling a young breh what to do.

I don't simp anymore, because I love my money and my time more. Ion got time to be building a bytch up, I gotta build myself up.

My simping phase was from about age 17 to 25. i hate myself for not paying attention to what i was doing to myself. Now I use my brain a lot more when dealing with females and often end up being like and and when i used to get mad about it and wonder what it was i was doing wrong.

now i know, there's NOTHING you can do to make a woman want you. handle your business, and if she sees where she fukked up and tries to get at you, curve that bytch like you running from the police.

a bytch knows at a very early period even from first looking at you if she wanna deal with you whether its friends, fukkin or relationship. no man can change that.

Best advice I've seen on the coli. Thank you brethren

 

[Ronald McDonald]

dfg

 

[LordTaskForce]

This can also be a thread to report simping on the coli. I'll update the original post. Example:

Can ya'll stop calling woman out there names, that's shyt is lame.

 

[HarlemsOwn]

I aint even gon lie, I did Tier 1 and part A of Tier 2. It's because of my pops not being around and telling a young breh what to do.

I don't simp anymore, because I love my money and my time more. Ion got time to be building a bytch up, I gotta build myself up.

My simping phase was from about age 17 to 25. i hate myself for not paying attention to what i was doing to myself. Now I use my brain a lot more when dealing with females and often end up being like and and when i used to get mad about it and wonder what it was i was doing wrong.

now i know, there's NOTHING you can do to make a woman want you. handle your business, and if she sees where she fukked up and tries to get at you, curve that bytch like you running from the police.

a bytch knows at a very early period even from first looking at you if she wanna deal with you whether its friends, fukkin or relationship. no man can change that.

nikka you dont get bytches

you look like a motherfukkin thumb

 

[HoloGraphic]

Going through this list cross referencing with The Art of Seduction...

...like two sides of a coin.

 

[MikelArteta]

bump

 

[Exiled Martian]

I SYNC alot but never catch me SIMPING online .......Good analogy on the OP though...I remember even back in the younger younger dayz during the MSN & Chatrooom era, I always kept it real gully with them anonymous type peniss bearing, model pretend bytchessss online

 

[LordTaskForce]

Bump. Just a reminder for all those thinking about simping today

 

[Ricky Church]

 

[Mr.Black]

that better have been a chick that wrote that bullshyt list about what men shouldnt do or whatever the fukk, because like 90% of that is what does get the hos