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In the Black Male Privilege Thread, someone said that a man wrote that checklist 
. Now before I get into the different levels of this shyt, shoutout to @Diondon for the thread idea 
Simping comes in many forms.
Tier One
A. Basic "Swoop" Simping
Steps:
B. "Social Media" Simping
Steps:
Not as acceptable as Tier 1(a), but understandable. Coli simping falls under this category.
Tier One is acceptable at times but tier two is really the point of no return. Once you cross the threshold there isn't any going back and you are doomed to a life of simping.
Tier Two
A. The "Friend-zone" Simp
Steps:
There are no steps to sensitive simping but it includes the following:
C. "Anti-Men" Simp
This is pretty low. This category also goes to the fukkboy who wrote the Black Male Privilege List 
Tier One and Tier Two are the most COMMON simping that you encounter on a regular basis, but it gets deeper.
The third and final tier is one of the absolute worst, diabolical, despicable type of simping.
Tier Three
A. "Life Style" Simping
This can't be broken down into any lists or steps. Lifestyle simping includes changing your way of life to get a woman.
This includes simps becoming vegetarian to appeal to a certain woman, becoming involved in organizations like peta, pro-choice just so women will find you more relatable. Pretending to be a good dad in order to attract women
. Tier 4 tops them all.
Tier Four
There is only one type of simp in Tier 4.
A. The "Demonic" Simp
You have to damn near find satan to get this deep. I almost don't want to type this because it might give some of you demons ideas. The demonic simp uses god/religion as a tool to get women. The demonic simp pretends to be ultra religious, god fearing, in order for women to respect and love them.
These men are masters at Tiers 1-3 and use them in conjunction with religion. Typically, demonic simps appeal only to the church going women, or women trying to have their souls saved. Demonic simps may appear to be preachers of the word of god and so it is difficult to spot them. They will have twitter, Facebook, and instagram posts discussing godly matters.
Ex:
On the surface, the quotes, pictures, messages, seem harmless. But women will open up to these men in ways we have never seen before. Once deep enough, these simps control these women to do ungodly things.
Tier 4 requires careful planning and patience. Think of it like a chess game. It is a good way to reserve your spot in hell.
There are many different types of simps that fall within these categories. I'd like to open up a discussion of these simps. This is also an on going list so feel free to make suggestions.
. Now before I get into the different levels of this shyt, shoutout to @Diondon for the thread idea Simping comes in many forms.Tier One
A. Basic "Swoop" Simping
Steps:
1. The girl gets cheated on by her boyfriend and she's broken hearted.
2. The simp steps in and lets her vent about all her feelings and problems with the other guy.
3. At this point in time, the simp "swoops" in and tells her how her ex did her wrong, that she shouldn't take him back, and that he would never do anything to a beautiful girl like her.
It doesn't get much more basic than this, we've all done this at some point in our lives. Tier 1(a) simping is perfectly acceptable. 2. The simp steps in and lets her vent about all her feelings and problems with the other guy.
3. At this point in time, the simp "swoops" in and tells her how her ex did her wrong, that she shouldn't take him back, and that he would never do anything to a beautiful girl like her.
B. "Social Media" Simping
Steps:
1. Attractive and even in some instances average and unattractive girls post scantily clad pictures on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter.
2. The simp steps in, leaves a comment or few, saying that she is "beautiful" and that any man is "lucky" to have you. Or "If i were your man type comments"
3. If the girl responds, the simp may send a private message to her saying what it do.
This form of simping may get some eye rolling from other fellas but many of us have done this in our lifetimes. 2. The simp steps in, leaves a comment or few, saying that she is "beautiful" and that any man is "lucky" to have you. Or "If i were your man type comments"
3. If the girl responds, the simp may send a private message to her saying what it do.
Not as acceptable as Tier 1(a), but understandable. Coli simping falls under this category.
Tier One is acceptable at times but tier two is really the point of no return. Once you cross the threshold there isn't any going back and you are doomed to a life of simping.
Tier Two
A. The "Friend-zone" Simp
Steps:
1. Simp shows interest in a girl that is usually taken or just not interested
2. She eventually tells him that she's not interested in that way and that they should remain friends.
3. At this point in time, the simp tells her that its okay and that a friendship is better than having nothing at all
4. She is consistently coming to the simp to cry on his shoulder and complain about other nikkas
B. "Sensitive" Simping2. She eventually tells him that she's not interested in that way and that they should remain friends.
3. At this point in time, the simp tells her that its okay and that a friendship is better than having nothing at all
4. She is consistently coming to the simp to cry on his shoulder and complain about other nikkas
There are no steps to sensitive simping but it includes the following:
- Writing poetry
- Showing a feminine side i.e. crying, showing lots of emotion
- Telling women how much you have been hurt
hoes falls under this category
C. "Anti-Men" Simp
I will admit that this may have been clever at first, but now it is so played out and disgusting
Ex:
This is pretty low. This category also goes to the fukkboy who wrote the Black Male Privilege List Tier One and Tier Two are the most COMMON simping that you encounter on a regular basis, but it gets deeper.
The third and final tier is one of the absolute worst, diabolical, despicable type of simping.
Tier Three
A. "Life Style" Simping
This can't be broken down into any lists or steps. Lifestyle simping includes changing your way of life to get a woman.
This includes simps becoming vegetarian to appeal to a certain woman, becoming involved in organizations like peta, pro-choice just so women will find you more relatable. Pretending to be a good dad in order to attract women
- Life style simping isn't something that happens over night. Simps who find themselves in Tier 3 have mastered Tier 1&2 and also use those on a regular basis. There is no limit to what Tier 3 simps will do to try and get a girl
- This now includes simps who commit illegal and/or violent acts in order to win the affection of women - @61woods
. Tier 4 tops them all.
Tier Four
There is only one type of simp in Tier 4.
A. The "Demonic" Simp
You have to damn near find satan to get this deep. I almost don't want to type this because it might give some of you demons ideas. The demonic simp uses god/religion as a tool to get women. The demonic simp pretends to be ultra religious, god fearing, in order for women to respect and love them.
These men are masters at Tiers 1-3 and use them in conjunction with religion. Typically, demonic simps appeal only to the church going women, or women trying to have their souls saved. Demonic simps may appear to be preachers of the word of god and so it is difficult to spot them. They will have twitter, Facebook, and instagram posts discussing godly matters.Ex:
On the surface, the quotes, pictures, messages, seem harmless. But women will open up to these men in ways we have never seen before. Once deep enough, these simps control these women to do ungodly things.
Tier 4 requires careful planning and patience. Think of it like a chess game. It is a good way to reserve your spot in hell.
There are many different types of simps that fall within these categories. I'd like to open up a discussion of these simps. This is also an on going list so feel free to make suggestions.
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