The Official Mae Young Classic Tournament Thread

[LastManStanding]

The finals matchup was blatantly obvious from nearly the start of this tournament. WWE did a piss poor job at hyping anyone but the final two.

 

[OHSNAP!]

Flabby Laith



Rachel Evers Belly



Mercedes Martinez's Face



Piper Nevin's gut



Kairi Sane's Diaper



Bianca Belair's Curly Sideburns



Shayna Bazsler's Forehead

Serena Deeb's MethFace



Mia Yim's Back Acne



Tessa Blanchard's Chin



Princesa SUGEHIT




Ayesha Raymond lookin' like she got rejected from Cats on Broadway



Performances are compared to any Joshi set

with anyone getting reps after this UFC 4 Horse(Wo)MAN match at Survivor Series

MVP of this whole shyt, REAL TALK:

Let's see your face and gut tho

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

If you were going to go full Elbows Too Pointy, you might have posted the meme and saved the space.

 

[Norrin Radd]

I didn't see it at first but after seeing them together yeah Shayna looks like Bayley's Final Form

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

That tall MMA chick looks like Sebastian Bach from Skid Row.

 

[SalamiAttack]

Let's see your face and gut tho

 

[OHSNAP!]

Yeah beauty queen, show your face n figure then

 

[JerseyBoy23]

Knowing who's in the finals already makes the semifinals are chore to watch. I just hope Shayna and Mercedes stiff each other and Kairi and Dakota have a dope match.

Also Brock is cool because he was already WWE champion but I don't like this precedence set where the Matt Riddle's and Shayna Baszler's can spend their 20s in MMA and think they can just waltz into wrestling.

 

[rabbitfood]

So when are we starting that Shayna BAEzler Appreciation thread? That thang was jigglin'.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

get your grubby hands off the princess, Paul

I was thinking the other day that a Bey gimmick could move the needle for a Black female wrestler.

They could pick worse than Bianca.

"Okay, Neckbeards let's get in formation "

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

I was thinking the other day that a Bey gimmick could move the needle for a Black female wrestler.

They could pick worse than Bianca.

"Okay, Neckbeards let's get infomation "

yeah she just needs better ring gear..i like the look overall it just looks like cheap indie gear at the moment...she's a true rookie and she impressed me more than a lot of the vets in there...she has a great look and is sexy as fukk even with them broad ass shoulders

Montez Ford eatin good right now

 

[SalamiAttack]

Yeah beauty queen, show your face n figure then

 

[stro]

Idk she is dating a half-black dude right now and he rocks with Apollo and Tozawa so he doesn't seem c00nish. Probably just ignores her racism like liberal white kids do at Thanksgiving

My problem with Tessa is she looks "too nice."

She looks like Tully sneaked his way back into WWE rings wearing a wig

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Bad in the ring but id fukk the frijoles out of her. She got that frame that can take a pounding

 

[MightyHealthy]

Idk she is dating a half-black dude right now and he rocks with Apollo and Tozawa so he doesn't seem c00nish. Probably just ignores her racism like liberal white kids do at Thanksgiving

My problem with Tessa is she looks "too nice."

Ricochet.

And the reason Tessa hasn't been signed is because she has a rocky rep.

She's been "on the path," but she always seems to butt heads with workers everywhere she goes.