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Breh, dem eyes and dem titties
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Breh, dem eyes and dem titties
Aztec warfare overall was 
-The had to completely fukk Cage up.
-Joey Ryan getting super kicked while handcuffed
-Matanza had some decent moves I guess his character works for storyline purposes, but he not that nice to be champ. Kind of wish control of LU would be kept away from the title
-Fenix gettin bodied like that was
-I like that they at least keep Puma looking somewhat in the toptier face level. Its smart cuz they can always just put the belt on him to reset everything.
-The had to completely fukk Cage up.
-Joey Ryan getting super kicked while handcuffed
-Matanza had some decent moves I guess his character works for storyline purposes, but he not that nice to be champ. Kind of wish control of LU would be kept away from the title
-Fenix gettin bodied like that was
-I like that they at least keep Puma looking somewhat in the toptier face level. Its smart cuz they can always just put the belt on him to reset everything.
Whole show summed up in one gif.
shyt was crazy, by far the best wrestling match/card/show of the year so far. Famous B and Joey Ryan fukkery, continuation of all the feuds, Vampiro being dragged into the Mil/Pentagon feud by Catrina (surprised nobody's talking about this, you know they're going there) and they had the two kayfabe strongest guys (Cage and Mil) eliminated before getting a shot at Matanza, so that's two huge singles matches they can still sell.
Look at the gifs I posted a couple pages back of the man, in particular the ones from an indie match against Cage:
In four of those five gifs he lifts up Cage without any assistance, brehs. Process that shyt!
The crazy thing about Matanza: he got a WWE tryout and didn't get signed.
It's probably for the better because there's no way that they would have booked him as the powerhouse that we saw on LU.
Vic Damone. Jr
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Watched a replay a few mins ago and I knew Catrina told Vampiro to get the fukkk out 
TheGodling
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Just for the record, the move Matanza hit Fenix with is his actual finisher, Tour Of The Islands. They might've kinda fukked up not selling that more, but in a way that means Fenix was at least protected more than the others getting pinned from "standard" slams and suplexes.
Vic Damone. Jr
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TheGodling
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Duke The Dumpster Cueto was giving brehs the business
John Reena
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Cage was destroying nikkaz left n right!!!
nikka beat da dog shyt outta Taya!!!
nikka beat da dog shyt outta Taya!!!
Every move Matanza hits is a finisher 
Show was dope as fukk.
Jack Evans is cool, took some crazy bumps
Sleazy Joey is pure comedy
Pentagon vs Mil feud is dope
Hopefully Pentagon gets the Strap eventually.
Cage is a legit monster and he looks even bigger than Matanza.
Not gonna complain but didn't really like how Matanza just washed everyone, I can't believe that anyone can beat him but I trust the booking.
Better than the last couple of Royal Rumbles, excited for next week
Show was dope as fukk.
Jack Evans is cool, took some crazy bumps
Sleazy Joey is pure comedy
Pentagon vs Mil feud is dope
Hopefully Pentagon gets the Strap eventually.
Cage is a legit monster and he looks even bigger than Matanza.
Not gonna complain but didn't really like how Matanza just washed everyone, I can't believe that anyone can beat him but I trust the booking.
Better than the last couple of Royal Rumbles, excited for next week
That's how you make a monster. I get that you want to make Matanza look strong but couldn't you have Fenix get a couple eliminations in first? At least he fell to Matanza's actual finisher.
Other than that Aztec Warfare was pretty damn good.
Other than that Aztec Warfare was pretty damn good.
I'm sorry, but I have a hard time buying these women competing with the guys. Taya taking that clothesline from roid rage Cage should've been it for her.
Taya taking that clothesline from roid rage Cage should've been it for her.
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IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
IT'S ME UNDER THE MATANZA MASK, BROTHER! I'M JUST MOONLIGHTING FOR LUCHA UNDERGROUND WHILE I WAIT FOR WWE TO FORGIVE MY RACISM, DUDE!
Mex-Abyss!