The OFFICIAL "I can't believe they haven't made _________ yet" thread; movies that would be MONEY

[MikelArteta]

wonder women movie
a basketball movie like mighty ducks
hardy boys and nancy drew movie
david and goliath
gideon and the 300
a big budget thomas the tank engine movie
sonic the hedgehog cgi movie

 

[gluvnast]

i've said it before, but i'm still surprised we haven't gotten a "28 Months Later" during the zombie craze of the past few years. especially since the walking dead is doing NFL level ratings numbers.

By default, I always pretended that WWZ was the follow up to the 28 days franchise (I know it really isn't, but it fits perfectly)

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

wonder women movie yes
a basketball movie like mighty ducks yes
hardy boys and nancy drew movie hell no
david and goliath maybe but could flop like noah
gideon and the 300 no
a big budget thomas the tank engine movie
sonic the hedgehog cgi movie

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

Not a movie but they need to reboot Fresh Prince of Bel Air with a next gen series (Like they did Girl Meets World). Maybe make it about Will's son living in LA. Could possibly star Jaden Smith or Drake as the new Fresh Prince.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Not a movie but they need to reboot Fresh Prince of Bel Air with a next gen series (Like they did Girl Meets World). Maybe make it about Will's son living in LA. Could possibly star Jaden Smith or Drake as the new Fresh Prince.

And this thread has officially jumped the shark

 

[gluvnast]

metal gear solid...

 

[MikelArteta]

that basketball mighty ducks type
already got the script

old washed up insert city star blew out his leg in his senior year and his dream of getting drafted to the nba ends, he moves away and lives in another country. Five years passes by, his mother falls ill so he moves back to insert to take care of her. He hits up his old barbershop and his good friend is there, they get to talking about the old days how no one had the killer nyc crossover like this guy, he says he's the director of "insert city basketball league" and they need a coach for a team and he'd be the ideal candidate. The team is atrocious dead last when coach takes over, mother dies , coach guides them to the title

the short little skinny selfish pg
the fat chubby sg
the star sf who dribbles like a star but just shoot airballs
the wiry skinny white pf with glasses
the butter fingers center

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

And this thread has officially jumped the shark

Says the nikka hyping a shazam movie.

 

[Food Mane]

that basketball mighty ducks type
already got the script

old washed up insert city star blew out his leg in his senior year and his dream of getting drafted to the nba ends, he moves away and lives in another country. Five years passes by, his mother falls ill so he moves back to insert to take care of her. He hits up his old barbershop and his good friend is there, they get to talking about the old days how no one had the killer nyc crossover like this guy, he says he's the director of "insert city basketball league" and they need a coach for a team and he'd be the ideal candidate. The team is atrocious dead last when coach takes over, mother dies , coach guides them to the title

the short little skinny selfish pg
the fat chubby sg
the star sf who dribbles like a star but just shoot airballs
the wiry skinny white pf with glasses
the butter fingers center

This is solid, but I have a few suggestions.

Our man suffers a career ending injury in the sweet sixteen after going up for a rebound and landing on his own BROTHER (his brother plays too, went to a rival school). He blames his brother for the injury. Instead of moving overseas, he hooks up with a scumbag from his sports management class and starts a little agency. His brother goes pro, the night of the injury is the last time they speak. Over the next decade the agency make a ton of money, but they cut some corners and are generally sleazeball agents. His partner is a bigger scumbag though and eventually fukks him over and takes the agency. Now our dude is mad at basketball, the way he sees it the game took his on court future when his knee went and now the business side of the game has taken his livelihood.

Now we pick up his mom getting sick and moving home. His brother is taking care of her. Our dudes hasn't really talked to his mom either. Our dude starts coaching, learns to love the game again, redeems himself for his actions as a dikkhead agent, makes up with his brother, makes peace with his mom. wins championship

I also think one of the kids should be a euro

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Legend of Zelda movie

How has LoZ not gotten a movie yet?

 

[HIVAIDS]

I was going to say Max Payne,but I forgot they already made crappy movie outta that

That movie had so much potential


When I see Marky Mark on the street I'am letting that little fuk bio know he owes me 12.50 x 2
For that Sh!t movie.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Way before expendables I would get high and think they should've done a die hard vs lethal weapon type movie. Imagine All the classic action characters teaming up a la avengers.

 

[TheNatureBoy]

How has LoZ not gotten a movie yet?

Nintendo had such a bad experience with the Mario Bros movie, they haven't wanted to get back into movies.

 

[DosCadenaz]

Heavy Rain!

Boba Fett movie

Uncharted series

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

that basketball mighty ducks type
already got the script

old washed up insert city star blew out his leg in his senior year and his dream of getting drafted to the nba ends, he moves away and lives in another country. Five years passes by, his mother falls ill so he moves back to insert to take care of her. He hits up his old barbershop and his good friend is there, they get to talking about the old days how no one had the killer nyc crossover like this guy, he says he's the director of "insert city basketball league" and they need a coach for a team and he'd be the ideal candidate. The team is atrocious dead last when coach takes over, mother dies , coach guides them to the title

the short little skinny selfish pg
the fat chubby sg
the star sf who dribbles like a star but just shoot airballs
the wiry skinny white pf with glasses
the butter fingers center

"Under The Rim"