The Official "How the BLUE HELL did Goren know that?" Thread

[Recca Gatsby]

You talking about that Australian chick? Those were classic episodes

Hell yeah wit her sexy ass

 

[General Mills]

This dude

 

[Taadow]

Yeah dude is ALWAYS up on the knowledge. Only person to ever outsmart him was that one chick.

Nicole Wallace...broad is nutso.

you see the one where she was lezzin' out with the asian chick?

 

[cam]

Goren is gangster. The way he putts the crime together.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Goren is one of those 'too smart to be a cop' cops.

This thread is too much though haha

 

[MikelArteta]

goren is up there with freeman and columbo

 

[Taadow]

Goren: *looks at artists' photographs for the 12th time*

"Wait...their eyes...there's a gloss to them...at first I thought it was a lighting trick. But there's no change in the color from these to those...they're dead. He killed them and then took pictures of them..."

Me: "NICCA...WHAT?? THE PICTURES ARE GLOSSY!!"

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

goren listens to the suspect like
goes reads a few books
comes back like
starts talkin to the suspect
suspect starts slippin
goren hit em with the then tells em how they fukked up
suspect like
eames like as she cuffs the suspect



and we all watching like

 

[FloorGeneral]

detective Goren is the goat.... Law and order ci is so underrated... Gonna queue this up on Netflix will report back

This is so true. Show was ridiculously slept on. And yeah, Goren was on some other shyt. I'll tell you one thing, if I had a TV cop after me, it'd be between him and Columbo as the last mufukkas I'd want on the case.

 

[Brofato]

Goren: *looks at artists' photographs for the 12th time*

"Wait...their eyes...there's a gloss to them...at first I thought it was a lighting trick. But there's no change in the color from these to those...they're dead. He killed them and then took pictures of them..."

Me: "NICCA...WHAT?? THE PICTURES ARE GLOSSY!!"

I know exactly what episode this is lol.

That show was

Hate that they moved it to USA and the showrunner passed it on. Eames was on SVU last season or this season, idr but I was like she did the Goren lean.

 

[Taadow]

Goren: "These cuts..."
M.E.: "Canine claws."
Goren: "No...look here...these two straight lines..."
M.E.: *adjusts the microscope* "Hmm...these look like cutmarks...and another set over here...from the achillies to blow the knee."
Goren: "He took her calf muscle - and left a message."



Me: "Goren...that broads' leg was BIT THE HELL UP BY COYOTES. HOW YOU SEE THEM TWO LI'L SCRATCHES, BROUGHAMZ??!?

 

[abominable1]

Nicole Wallace...broad is nutso.

you see the one where she was lezzin' out with the asian chick?

yep, classic ep.

Did her character wrong though in the end.
Should have had her go out like a soldier instead of that weak shyt they came up with.