The Official "How the BLUE HELL did Goren know that?" Thread

[Taadow]

That is enough, Law & Order CI.

I'm watching an ep right now and this broad said she was from Jersey or something...she says she had to go "rent up a room".

The nicca Goren says: "'rent up a room'...you must be from Western Pennsylvania, that's where they say that..."

I was all "HOW THE FUCC YOU KNOW THAT RANDOM ISH?!?"




I will add.

 

[Czerka]

detective Goren is the goat.... Law and order ci is so underrated... Gonna queue this up on Netflix will report back

 

[Food Mane]

I find that very interesting as this type of violin was only produced in Prague between 1722 and 1723.

 

[Taadow]

*wipes blank wall*
*smells fingers*

"Well, she definitely had a regular visitor...this is hair gel on the wall above this sofa...there are scuff marks on this table, he must've put his feet on the table. He must be tall, maybe 6'4"...did she have a boyfriend?"

Me:

 

[Taadow]

Cop: "We got him...we got the bomb..."

Goren: "...You got one of the bombs. This vest had space for about 40 pounds, this only feels like 20-25...there's another bomb out there somewhere..."






Me: HOW THE HELL YOU KNOW THAT, SON??!?

 

[Taadow]

Eames: "So...this must've been her lotion?"
Goren: "No...he must've brought it with him...it's part of his torture. I remember a case study about this from 15 years ago..."
Eames: "A copycat?"
Goren: "...Or the original picking up where he left off..."



HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU REMEMBER THAT, NICCA????

 

[re'up]

when im in the mood I love that show, the one with the vodoo lady was pretty dope, Goren cracks me up...but I'd rather be in a interrogation room with Stabler then Goren, he's too quick with the psych profiles.

 

[jackswstd]

Goren was psychic or an alien.

 

[AllHolosEve]

cop: we searched the house & found noth!ng
goren: you see that read!ng cha!r, the fabr!c & des!gn doesnt match the era th!s house was bu!lt
*s!ts !n cha!r*
the bookcase !snt redwood l!ke the rest, !ts oak, !ts also a new ed!t!on, he sa!d he left the house exactly as !t was
*walks to bookcase, observes books, pulls out drawers, reaches !n drawer, someth!ng cl!cks, bookcase opens to reveal h!dden murder room*
cop: howd you know
goren: ! d!dnt for sure but he collects 1850s detect!ve stor!es by (random obscure author), !n her 1st publ!shed work the k!llers room was bu!lt !nto an old oak bookcase, when he bu!lt h!s ! guess he took notes...

me:

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

THIS WHOLE THREAD GOT ME CRACKING UP. DAPS FOR EVERYBODY

 

[Taadow]

Eames: "Do you know who she had lunch with?"
Victims' boss: "No...but she bought some of this cheese for us to try...there weren't any takers."
Everybody: *covers their noses*
Eames: "I thought dog was ripe..."
Goren: "This is a special kind of cheese made from sheep..."
Me:
Eames: "You knew that just from the smell?!?"
Goren: "No...from the wrapper."
Me:
Goren: "This kind of cheese is from a rare part of Greece...there can't be more than 2 or 3 restaurants in the city that have it..."

Me: YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT CHIT, NICCA!

 

[Real]

Thread is pure piffhahahaah

 

[Taadow]

Goren: "This one looks like a working man...he has creases in his pants, something on his hands...ink...he may be a copier repairman..."

Me: WTF, GOREN??? MAYBE HE USES PENS! HOW THE FUCC YOU KNOW HE'S A GOTDAMN COPIER REPAIRMAN OUT OF ALL THE NICCAS IN THE WORLD THAT WORK WITH INK??? HUH??

Goren: "And some citrus, plus some kind of solvent...he was probably at work this morning."

Me: FROM CITRUS AND SOLVENT, NICCA?? WHAT??

*they go to his job and find his co-worker dead, too*

Me: Fucc this i'm going outside...

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Yeah dude is ALWAYS up on the knowledge. Only person to ever outsmart him was that one chick.

 

[Czerka]

Yeah dude is ALWAYS up on the knowledge. Only person to ever outsmart him was that one chick.

You talking about that Australian chick? Those were classic episodes