The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[MenacingMonk]

Yo, so Johnny went out to SA

Spoiler

and got addicted to the Heisenberg product. And dude got stomped to death

 

[Plexxx]

did yall know if yall jump and press B you can ragdoll yourself? im going to have fun with this when i get off work

 

[MenacingMonk]

Michaels wife is goddamn Serena Williams out here on this tennis court.

bytch never beat me. First time I played I won all 5 games. That instructor wasn't shyt.

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

Has anyone found hookers in this game yet?

 

[Deezay]

sad that I made this Thread and still ain't crack this bytch open.
Maybe tonight...

 

[The G.O.D II]

Has anyone found hookers in this game yet?

Hookers are every at night. Especially around the strip club/franklin house

 

[HomieSoprano]

Yo when...

Spoiler

When you're repossessing Jimmy's car and Michael rises up outta the backseat like The Undertaker I was like

The yacht mission

And it's only the beginning
Gonna be putting in blocks of hours come this weekend...

 

[threattonature]

YO the dialogue in this game be having me that part where franklin and lamar first get the dog and the van and they roll up on dude tryn to fukk in the alley "I bet if you let me slide one these X pills in ya ass, you be beggin for it" who they hell wrote this shyt?

Yeah the random ass dialog has me dying. What pisses me off is just how much audio they have for the game. And how based on what actually happens during the mission you can get different dialog. For instance while breaking into a house depending on who sees you, you can get different scenarios or dialogue which is all funny as hell.

 

[Rain]

YO the dialogue in this game be having me that part where franklin and lamar first get the dog and the van and they roll up on dude tryn to fukk in the alley "I bet if you let me slide one these X pills in ya ass, you be beggin for it" who they hell wrote this shyt?

I thought I was watching Boondocks when I first heard Lamar start talking. Didn't take me long to figure out he did the voice of Lando Freeman

 

[Donald J Trump]

Make sure y'all invest in lifeinvader asap...the money

 

[Plexxx]

Make sure y'all invest in lifeinvader asap...the money

 

[Jazzy B.]

Make sure y'all invest in lifeinvader asap...the money

 

[Spliff]

BettaPharmaceuticals and "Mollis"

 

[VegetasHairline]

I just knocked Franklin's ain't the fukk out after she left the crib and went for a walk. Shouldn't have been talking all that shyt bytch.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

i keep scanning all the replies in this thread

so many damn spoilers