The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[AkaDemiK]

Breh, as soon as I had a couple dollars in my pocket, the first thing I did was go to the strip club. 20 minutes later I'm taking Infernus back to her crib

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! u nikkas stupid....

*goes to look for infernus*

 

[Midwest]

you can make it rain??? nikka I'M GOING TRICKIN!!!!

bawsaq = ball sack

yeah go to the club and get close to the main stage.... ... You can fukk the bytch too if you trickin enough

 

[↓R↑LYB]

you can make it rain??? nikka I'M GOING TRICKIN!!!!

bawsaq = ball sack

Not only can you make it rain, you can fukk the skrippers breh. Right now my main goal in the game is to be filthy fukking rich, just so I can trick off all my money at the strip club

 

[Midwest]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! u nikkas stupid....

*goes to look for infernus*

I told nikkas that infurnus hoe is bad

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I told nikkas that infurnus hoe is bad

You ain't eem lie breh. No homo but I got hard when I was watching that bytch dance

I wished there was an "Eat it" button

 

[Rain]

@ damn near everybody on my friendlist being at the strip club. That online mode gonna be something else

 

[Melt_Man]

I can only get silver on the 2nd pistol challenge.... Any tips? 3rd one is just a lost cause... I slowed my sensitivity all the way down so I could glide with it and barely get bronze

Use the automatic pistol and never miss the targets because you need the 3x combo the entire match to have a chance at gold. Took me a lot of tries until I got it, good luck.

 

[YouMadd?]

The first heist is

One of my dudes fukked up tho at the end

Yeah I hired a shytty shooter and he flipped his bike, but I retrieved his bag

 

[Midwest]

You ain't eem lie breh. No homo but I got hard when I was watching that bytch dance

I wished there was an "Eat it" button

 

[YouMadd?]

Use the automatic pistol and never miss the targets because you need the 3x combo the entire match to have a chance at gold. Took me a lot of tries until I got it, good luck.

I still only use the first pistol available... You can upgrade that one?

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

How you switch between characters?

 

[AkaDemiK]

that little dot they call a reticule tho.. i may have to fukk with the complex version even though the small dot is much cleaner on screen

 

[AkaDemiK]

How you switch between characters?

Hold down on the d-pad then use the right stick to pick a player (while still holding down)

 

[Midwest]

How you switch between characters?

hold down on the d pad

 

[YouMadd?]

I still haven't fully explored this game brehs... I've been trying to take the story slow and get the perfect mix of side missions, exploring, and random fukkery... I haven't even fukked with the ocean or mountain and I am 20% in