The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Ari Gold Bawse]

tennis and golf mini games are on par with ea full versions

 

[Silkk]

Walk in the strip club and they blasting Amerie Man this game a fool

 

[CM_Burns]

Playing it on my xbox Xkey..shyt is smooth as fukk

That lapdance in the strip club got a nikka hard.. bytch ass security cock blocking and shyt.

Lamar is a fukking fool

These graphics and gameplay, Game is pure fire.

You can bang the strippers at their place too bro

game is crack so far, liked the way Franklin and Michael meet

LMAO at Michael talking about his son to the psychologist "Is he good? Is he helping the poor? No, he's sitting around, jerking off and playing videogames"

 

[Silkk]

nikkas whooped my ass for going in the back

 

[CM_Burns]

Breh where do i find the prostitutes? im feeling horny now. Bouncer threw me out for touching too much

They started shooting at me too, almost had to get on my pacman jones shyt but I just drove away

 

[Banned Account12]

i love this shyt man

 

[Melt_Man]

Skimming the coast line in my jet ski

Hop on shore and grab a quad

Oh shyt is that the new BF Injection?

This game

 

[Brandeezy]

Is MC Clips suppose to be Kanye

 

[A.V.]

nikka on my friends list playing bioshock

nikkas on my friends list prolly can't afford GTA til payday n playin that ass Saints Row IV

 

[Silkk]

Infernus *GTD*

 

[DaylitoJames]

Man I'm chillen at Michael's house watching tv... these tv shows are a fukkin' trip!

 

[Fatboi1]

I wonder how much hours I'm going to sink into this game... I goof off a lot in these games.

 

[Silkk]

Causing terror in the white neighborhood

 

[Rigamortus]

I wonder how much hours I'm going to sink into this game... I goof off a lot in these games.

I havent done a real mission in a while. I've just been fukking around seeing what kind of shyt I can get into

 

[FloorGeneral]

LMAO, it's night time, I just walked in to Michael's bedroom, and his wife was pleasuring herself, and she got mad and said "HEY! this is why we need separate bedrooms" and threw her dildo at me.