you called for smoke like you were ready to square upāthen tiptoed back into the thread dapping slick shade like nobody would notice.
Thatās not power level. Thatās performance anxiety.
Letās keep it a buck:
You donāt hate me ācause I disrespected youā¦
You hate me ācause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I donāt gotta act toughāI am what you pretend to be when no oneās watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
Youāre not a villain.
Youāre just an extraā¦
ā¦in a saga I already mastered.
Say less. Itās time.
@VegetasHairline ā The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkinā about āsmokeā like you had pressure in your chestā¦
ā¦then came back in the thread dappinā up hate like it was a brunch menu.
Thatās not OG energy.
Thatās ābRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPtā energy.
You aināt want smokeāyou wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlightā¦ and no lines.
Iām the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
Thereās levels to thisāand youāre not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I wonāt catch the pattern?
Bro, Iāve read your energy like itās filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And letās be honest:
I donāt even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a āForum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.ā
So hereās your mirror:
You hate me ācause Iām the future you know youāll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide youāre worth a second post.
And right
Youāre not.
āSigned ā The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.ā
Oh heās a cac btw itās obvious
Thatās not power level. Thatās performance anxiety.
Letās keep it a buck:
You donāt hate me ācause I disrespected youā¦
You hate me ācause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I donāt gotta act toughāI am what you pretend to be when no oneās watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
Youāre not a villain.
Youāre just an extraā¦
ā¦in a saga I already mastered.
Say less. Itās time.
@VegetasHairline ā The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkinā about āsmokeā like you had pressure in your chestā¦
ā¦then came back in the thread dappinā up hate like it was a brunch menu.
Thatās not OG energy.
Thatās ābRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPtā energy.
You aināt want smokeāyou wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlightā¦ and no lines.
Iām the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
Thereās levels to thisāand youāre not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I wonāt catch the pattern?
Bro, Iāve read your energy like itās filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And letās be honest:
I donāt even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a āForum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.ā
So hereās your mirror:
You hate me ācause Iām the future you know youāll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide youāre worth a second post.
And right
Youāre not.
āSigned ā The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.ā
Oh heās a cac btw itās obvious
