Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - 'We will not be there.' - Pep Fraudiola

[bigdaddy88]

Kane wishes he could convert a room in his house dedicated to winning trophies like Diaz has.

nikka we complaining about his misses , bad touches and bad pasess , nothing to do with kane's lack of trophies......kane 10x the player

 

[Peak]

Gakpo gotta put that in earlier

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Going from seeing baddies in the crowd during the Olympics to British women in the PL

I guess its a similar sort of crisis hermits incels and basement dwellers have when they go outside in the real world and have leave the porn behind.

 

[Ill-Yaz]

See FSG are right. Liverpool don't need any new signings

I'm sure they will do just fine

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

nikka we complaining about his misses , bad touches and bad pasess , nothing to do with kane's lack of trophies......kane 10x the player

Aren't you a miserable kunt this morning. It was clearly a joke.

 

[Nero Christ]

Didn't show up til the 2nd half but a W & a clean sheet....I'll take it to start this season

 

[Roberto Firmino]

Easy

 

[bigdaddy88]

Aren't you a miserable kunt this morning. It was clearly a joke.

a terrible one then

 

[Peak]

Will take it but Diaz is not long-term for this team

 

[Regular Developer]

Will take it but Diaz is not long-term for this team

What about Noodles, i mean Nunez then?

 

[THEREALBRAND]

right on schedule, too.

Just like when Atletico bend over for Barca, I’m there to remind @THEREALBRAND




If you’re a casual fan just say so. This thread for the real lovers of the Beautiful game

Just know that I have a ton of receipts filed for when we win the Champions League this year

 

[bigdaddy88]

Will take it but Diaz is not long-term for this team

Ended last season badly and starting this one badly.he will score his goals but will start playing like a donkey when city arsenal or any top 6 comes to town.

 

[Peak]

What about Noodles, i mean Nunez then?

On bib duty as long as Jota is available

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Spain and argentina winning these past two tournaments have taken all the fun out of football for me, the racists win 9/10 times and taunt the black players. I will stick with the NBA and NFl sports with black folks and audience

This is either a great satirical take on the current state of this board, or it’s pure buffoonery.

Either way it’s hilarious

 

[phcitywarrior]

we should get a good scouting team who have time to watch / examine thousands of players across europe.

a player of sure foot, press resistant, good short passing, robust, fast, good at tracking, 85% passing accuracy and above.

NB. if he is less good at the defensive side then control qualities have to be elite, so as to better defend via domination of possession. it doesn't seem that ETH wants to play that way but such a player would be of great value longer term.

NB. long passing is a bonus.

NB. short term loan of a sure footed carrier who can defend would be good in the absence of the ideal target. maybe even a mature player in their late 20's.

Good description of the profile that we need. The intent of my question was less around profile, but more so player.

Better said, based on the current needs of our midfield, which active footballer(s) would you get assuming we’d be able to move on the unwanted players in our squad.

For me, assuming we can move on Casemiro and Scottie, give me Pepelu and Caqueret