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Liverpool are the only 'big' team who will guarantee to disappoint from January onwards more so than any other 'big' team, including specialist in failures Arsenal.
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BlackAchilles
Veteran
Spurs 
Get bounced from the FA cup by Wycombe bruh
They should put a giant
on the outside of their new stadium
Get bounced from the FA cup by Wycombe bruh
They should put a giant
on the outside of their new stadium
BlackAchilles
Veteran
Damn Wycombe 
You were two minutes away from victory
You were two minutes away from victory
Brede Hangeland names Emmanuel Adebayor in his extraordinary 'Lazy XI', claiming the striker would wolf down cakes in the gym
Wilfried Zaha (Palace)
Amazing physique, athletic, huge potential. Some Mondays, he’d come over to me and say: ‘I’m starting my programme now!’
He’d do five push-ups, sigh, then leave. He would have been incredible if he was serious.
Bobby Zamora (retired)
Strong but hated the gym. Whenever it was time for dead lifts, he’d start feeling his hamstring. Every single time we went to the gym.
Dimitar Berbatov (unattached)
If only he ran. Never seen a man get so many massages in my life. Whenever we were in the gym, Berbatov was getting a massage. I knew the guy who gave him the massages. Usually at the end of the season, the players would give all the physios a gift. But he’d massage Berbatov for hundreds of hours during the season and he would get nothing.
Emanuel Adebayor (unattached)
I was marking Adebayor in midfield. Suddenly he said: ’Ah, I’m hungry.’ I replied: ‘What?’ He said: ‘I can’t wait for the game to finish. I’m so hungry. Do you know a good restaurant in London?’ At Palace, when we had strength workouts, he would sit in the gym with a cup of coffee and a muffin. He was being paid by City, Tottenham and Palace at the same time, and he was sitting in the gym drinking coffee.
Wilfried Zaha (Palace)
Amazing physique, athletic, huge potential. Some Mondays, he’d come over to me and say: ‘I’m starting my programme now!’
He’d do five push-ups, sigh, then leave. He would have been incredible if he was serious.
Bobby Zamora (retired)
Strong but hated the gym. Whenever it was time for dead lifts, he’d start feeling his hamstring. Every single time we went to the gym.
Dimitar Berbatov (unattached)
If only he ran. Never seen a man get so many massages in my life. Whenever we were in the gym, Berbatov was getting a massage. I knew the guy who gave him the massages. Usually at the end of the season, the players would give all the physios a gift. But he’d massage Berbatov for hundreds of hours during the season and he would get nothing.
Emanuel Adebayor (unattached)
I was marking Adebayor in midfield. Suddenly he said: ’Ah, I’m hungry.’ I replied: ‘What?’ He said: ‘I can’t wait for the game to finish. I’m so hungry. Do you know a good restaurant in London?’ At Palace, when we had strength workouts, he would sit in the gym with a cup of coffee and a muffin. He was being paid by City, Tottenham and Palace at the same time, and he was sitting in the gym drinking coffee.
Damn Wycombe
:seckle:
Struggle against a league 2 side, brehs.
Real nikkas Nii Tackie and Theo put up numbers
The Gawd 
Pioli has to be at the top of the list for manager of the year at this point. The turn around Inter has had since he took over is remarkable. They've gone from a complete catastrophe under De Boer to fourth place in league in about two months.
Thierry Henry
All Star
yeah I think he got promoted to the first team this seasonDid not know Patrick Kluivert(my goat) has a son that plays for Ajax
Has there been a better crop than 1987? Use #MyYear11 - UEFA Champions League - News - UEFA.com
PatricioWould easily give that '87 team a run for its money.
Boateng-Hummels-Howedes-Marcelo
Rakitic-Matic
Willian-Ozil-Mata
Costa
1988 has more depth
1987 surely has the best starting XI, because of Messi.
Logmanjames
All Star
Ok as much as I hate Chelsea I can't front that Luiz freekick was glorious. Had me seeing stars
All Knowledge
Speak up...
Visiting Madrid for a few days 
Going to the Santiago Bernabeu for Champions League game 1 Real v. Napoli
First time attending a proper european match, should be glorius
Going to the Santiago Bernabeu for Champions League game 1 Real v. Napoli
First time attending a proper european match, should be glorius
Concerning VIolence
Decolonizer
Aubameyang saying he doesn't want to stay at Dortmund past the summer. 
Breh's in his GOAT form for sure.
Breh's in his GOAT form for sure.