Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - 'We will not be there.' - Pep Fraudiola

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Come someone get this bellend tim vine off the screen please

 

[Grams]

tbh, I haven't been following the audio battles at all. I was way too busy when they started and I feel it's way too late now. Somehow, I doubt that these are the best 2 left.

But I heard yo moms entered the competition just to troll it. Didn't record anything, had no plans to record anything. I know it had them pissed, but I can't say that the idea doesn't sound funny.

He's one of the best trolls I've seen

You need to straight up start telling girls ro watch there mouths or face the consequences, your still a person with feelings and deserve to be treated as such.
For example i seen one tall lighty with her friend I was like:

Me: hey babes can i chat to you quick?
Her: no, i've got a man
Me: laygh at me again and see if i don't knock every single tooth out your mouth
Her:
Me:think carefully about the next words you say
Her: im sorry
Me:

Man liiikeeeeeeee



Great advice from @Liu Kang @Bury Da Bwoy @yoyoyo1 even man like @Gilver


This summer I'm gonna have to see what I'm saying for myself

 

[Roaden Polynice]

But if you're out there going "hey ma" (do people even do that, idk)

I believe the term women prefer is "bae" nowadays.

 

[yoyoyo1]

and if worst comes to worst, I mean right-before-suicide-worst, I might have to let you roll with me

i'd be whispering in some girls ears and shyt like, "ok, this guy is a first-timer, give him some encouragement and please let him feel you up a bit so he knows what a woman feels like. its to save a man's life" "he may look ugly but he's non-violent" "i know him from a message board, don't you worry he's a sweet guy" on some newborn deer walking ting

I believe the term women prefer is "bae" nowadays.

*crosses ay bay bay and hey ma off list, noting these were actually hip-hop songs from a decade ago*

 

[Grams]

I'm not a first-timer let's get that straight I just take massive massive L'z


@yoyoyo1 I might neg you parring me like that

 

[yoyoyo1]

@yoyoyo1 I might neg you parring me like that

 

[concise]

Yeah, I'm not reading these multi paragraph relationship posts.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Yeah, I'm not reading these multi paragraph relationship posts.

then you're actively ignoring OFT coming together as one to give ill-conceived advice to a brethren in need

and considering that trash heap of a sub-forum you moderate

are you, or aren't you?

 

[concise]

then you're actively ignoring OFT coming together as one to give ill-conceived advice to a brethren in need

and considering that trash heap of a sub-forum you moderate

are you, or aren't you?

Well, I went into the last page of that gems thread where @Grams has been hanging out and I found this:

Bismillahir Rahmanir Raheem. In the name of God, The Most Gracious The Most Merciful. I would advise @Grams and all men and all women to live a complete life of Islam, as that leads to happiness in this life, and eternal Paradise in the afterlife, and avoiding eternal hellfire in the afterlife. Also with women, you want to find the most Islamic women you can find and marry here if you are financially able to do so. Marry women that are strong in practicing Islam and also have good character. It's good to be married compared to if your single, but if you can't get married, then Prophet Muhammad Sallalahu Alayhi Wa Salaam said to fast, as fasting constricts the urges to fornicate and to look at women. Also, God has said a man may marry up to four wives, and also the scholars say the more wives you are married to (up to 4) the better it is for you. So basically live a righteous life, get married to righteous woman, and have as many children (InshAllah righteous ones) as you can.

To me, all Mr Grams needs to do is fast and meditate for a little bit. Every sport has an offseason where all the losers can regroup and come back with a better gameplan for next year.

 

[Grams]

Powered through both seasons of How to Make it in America yesterday. Decent show but gassed to no return IMO. It wasn't as good as a lot of people made it out to be. Season 2 was kinda a drag and the way it ended was

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Sagan's final match

I'll always remember when he scored against Chelsea, and then broke his fibula

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Powered through both seasons of How to Make it in America yesterday. Decent show but gassed to no return IMO. It wasn't as good as a lot of people made it out to be. Season 2 was kinda a drag and the way it ended was

season 2 was brilliant imo. deserved another season

im still pissed off they cancelled it

 

[Grams]

season 2 was brilliant imo. deserved another season

im still pissed off they cancelled it

Rasta Monstaaaaaaaa Season 1 was way better to me

 

[Gilver]

Here's some more advice, because i've been at the point of zero-confidence and being hapless with women at one point.

Start slow, and stay online, but not twitter slags who want attention. Don't go chasing real life girls unless its worth it, because being rejected by someone face to face hurts alot more than words on a screen. And generally if girls online speak back they're interested, if they're not they'll just ignore. Which is fair enough, lets everyone know where they stand.

POF TINDER POF TINDER POF TINDER POF TINDER POF TINDER.

Just absolutely hammer them. If you don't have much confidence start low, seriously bang a couple of shyt girls and then fukk them off, you'll feel like a womaniser which will raise your confidence, which is essentially what its all about(no gok wan). As you go on your standards will raise and the women you fukk with them.

Be #HOH, but if you find a one you like then don't be afraid to jump in head first.

I'm #HOH atm but i am the definition of heart on sleeve, i'll fall for someone at the drop of a hat if if they're good enough.

It's all well and good being a dikk, but if you're not careful you'll miss out on something truly incredible(gaaaaaaaaay). That something may hurt you in the end, but then again it might not. And happiness follows etc.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Powered through both seasons of How to Make it in America yesterday. Decent show but gassed to no return IMO. It wasn't as good as a lot of people made it out to be. Season 2 was kinda a drag and the way it ended was

"powering through" anything is going to devalue it in the end

how to make it was a chill ass show, very entertaining time