Another fukkboy, make believe franchise that only some boardroom cacs actually want
Didn't you brehs just LOSE a hockey team

To a place called Winnipeg which I'm still not sure actually exists

Don't ya'll have a fukking playoff team that's third-to-last in attendance in the NBA

Aren't you the battybwoi capital of the eastern coast of this great nation

Aren't you the city of racists and c00ns that actually take the time of their day to apply ink-dipped quill to genuine, real life parchment to write Hank Aaron hate mail

AND pay for the postage to send it to the man

USING THE USPS IN GODDAMN 2014

You squad that doesn't exist

Your fans that don't exist

Your city for allowing Gladys Knight to exploit her own people with overpriced chicken and waffles

fukk peaches nikka who the fukk even checks for peaches like that whens the last time anybody ever fukking woke up like "Hmmmmmmm I'd love some fresh peach juice"

Your collective mommas aint shyt
ORLANDO. GODDAMN. CITY.