Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - 'We will not be there.' - Pep Fraudiola

[Roaden Polynice]

Brehs I'm starting to come to grips with the fact that I find some chunky gyal attractive as hell. Am I the only one? (I'm not talking about those huge bbws)

I might have a problem but those thighs keep calling me

I smell an idea for the first podcast brewing

 

[SCORCH]

Uefa give Chelsea the toughest draw possible shocker.

Trying to lull us into a false sense of security by giving us the second leg at home

These mugs think they're cute but I see through their bullshyt

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Uefa give Chelsea the toughest draw possible shocker.

Trying to lull us into a false sense of security by giving us the second leg at home

These mugs think they're cute but I see through their bullshyt

second leg wont even be at home i heard

madrid cant handle having both teams playing at home in the same week

so your actually at home for the 1st leg now

 

[Jax]

Uefa give Chelsea the toughest draw possible shocker.

Trying to lull us into a false sense of security by giving us the second leg at home

These mugs think they're cute but I see through their bullshyt

 

[SCORCH]

second leg wont even be at home i heard

madrid cant handle having both teams playing at home in the same week

so your actually at home for the 1st leg now

Nah, Chelsea are playing at home in the second leg.

Uefa wouldn't have allowed both Madrid teams to play at home on the same day but it's the semi so there's no issue.

 

[SCORCH]

 

[TTT]

Atletico are like a reflection of Diego Simeone on the pitch. They are a bunch of fighters on that team and even Ribas coming off the bench to score against Barca. At times in the league especially at home they look like they are being driven by Simeone and the crowd. Funny how Simeone wasnt on the manager of the year list given how he has taken a team that used to be inconsistent albeit with excellent strikers to one that is solid and hard to beat. Real will probably not play Bayern they way Arsenal/Man U did and that can make things interesting or easier for Bayern if they play direct.

 

[SCORCH]

Atletico are like a reflection of Diego Simeone on the pitch. They are a bunch of fighters on that team and even Ribas coming off the bench to score against Barca. At times in the league especially at home they look like they are being driven by Simeone and the crowd. Funny how Simeone wasnt on the manager of the year list given how he has taken a team that used to be inconsistent albeit with excellent strikers to one that is solid and hard to beat. Real will probably not play Bayern they way Arsenal/Man U did and that can make things interesting or easier for Bayern if they play direct.

Atmosphere against Barcelona the other night was ridiculously good. Easily the best Spanish crowd, you never see Barca/Real supporters show up like that.

 

[Grams]

I'm tired of these "need experience to get experience" bullshyt fukking jobs that won't hire you unless your resume is as thick as the gotdamn Qur'an. It's like girls who say they don't wanna fukk virgins. Nobody wants to give people on the job training anymore it's ridiculous

No job after graduation CHECK
Student loan debt CHECK
Living with my parents for the rest of my life CHECK

Man is gonna have to start boxing or selling drugs. Which is the better option? :lallana:

Please don't tell me to open a small business. That's an absolute shyt show

 

[yoyoyo1]

I'm tired of these "need experience to get experience" bullshyt fukking jobs that won't hire you unless your resume is as thick as the gotdamn Qur'an. It's like girls who say they don't wanna fukk virgins. Nobody wants to give people on the job training anymore it's ridiculous

No job after graduation CHECK
Student loan debt CHECK
Living with my parents for the rest of my life CHECK

Man is gonna have to start boxing or selling drugs. Which is the better option? :lallana:

Please don't tell me to open a small business. That's an absolute shyt show

lie

 

[phillycavsfan]

Robbie Rogers loaned out to LA Galaxy II. One of the worst trades in the history of MLS.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Blame Reagan for breaking the PATCO strike, baby boomers and our plutocratic society

Or yeah just lie on your resume

 

[yoyoyo1]

Robbie Rogers loaned out to LA Galaxy II. One of the worst trades in the history of MLS.

wow

*even if it might be cause he's coming back from injury and needs game time

but the signing of someone like ishizaki means he is bench material at most

 

[Grams]

lie

Blame Reagan for breaking the PATCO strike, baby boomers and our plutocratic society

Or yeah just lie on your resume

I'll get found out :henrycmon:

 

[mastermind]

I'm tired of these "need experience to get experience" bullshyt fukking jobs that won't hire you unless your resume is as thick as the gotdamn Qur'an. It's like girls who say they don't wanna fukk virgins. Nobody wants to give people on the job training anymore it's ridiculous

No job after graduation CHECK
Student loan debt CHECK
Living with my parents for the rest of my life CHECK

Man is gonna have to start boxing or selling drugs. Which is the better option? :lallana:

Please don't tell me to open a small business. That's an absolute shyt show

get experience then

did you work while in college?